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| Thank you for the days. | Started by: Foamy on Jul 24, '20 23:22 |
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Foamy climbs upon a tree stump (way fucking cooler than a soapbox, clears his throat and begins to sing Thank you for the days Those endless days, those sacred days you gave me I'm thinking of the days I won't forget a single day, believe me Elodin my eternal thanks for housing me and giving me the hope that this world is one in which I can live again. I shall never forget the HQ, Cromwell and his warts and indeed, the whole Lion fiasco I feel as if not enough people pay tribute to the family’s they leave, so I want to put on record my thanks for everything, Like Tetley before you, you have given an old squirrel hope and enjoyment. As I move down the road with an old mate, I will always be available for chest bumps, failed OC’s and grooming tips Ciao brother |
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And don't forget to send all your extra nuts to Cromwell ! He will sort them out and uh, you know. Find a say to make a profit, somehow ! |
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| Reply by: Elodin at Jul 24, '20 23:25 | |
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I know! the guy is a fucking machine! don't be a stranger :) |
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| Reply by: Foamy at Jul 24, '20 23:27 | |
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Hush just happens to be walking the streets of Chicago, taking in the late night air. He notices a familiar squirrel singing to a crowd of mafiosi. He also notices the smelly raccoon close by. He gives the raccoon a wide berth, not wanting to catch the smell, or possibly even rabies. You never know what comes with that raccoon. Better safe than sorry. "Welcome to South Side, Foamy. I'm not sure how keen a sense of smell squirrels have, but I'm sure you're glad to be away from Elodin. I spent some time with Elodin myself, and have placed air fresheners around my district to keep his odor at bay. Good times will be had by all in South Side." Hush pats the squirrel on his tiny little head, and continues his stroll. Constantly checking over his shoulder to ensure the raccoon isn't following. |
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| Reply by: Hush at Jul 25, '20 01:04 | |
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Bless you oh whispering wonder. it's going to be a hell of a ride. |
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| Reply by: Foamy at Jul 25, '20 15:48 | |
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don't know or don't care? |
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| Reply by: Foamy at Jul 26, '20 18:00 | |
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I think he may be new to these streets and lost Foamy. I’ll have a word with him. Wheeler says before dragging the wide eyed Jonatik away. |
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| Reply by: Wheeler at Jul 26, '20 18:06 | |
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not a problem we've all been there. |
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| Reply by: Foamy at Jul 26, '20 18:07 | |
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Foamy, you only just came to us, so it is a great disappointment to see you leave us so soon. That being said, cutting our foul-smelling rodent contingency by half was a solid days work for the anti-smell torture faction at the HQ. Stop by the North Side every once in a while. You will always be welcome. |
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| Reply by: Cromwell at Jul 26, '20 18:43 | |
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