You all heard it right? Curtis said he would upgrade my living conditions? This cardboard box is starting to degrade far too much. I mean, it's to be expected since Curtis took away my toilet privileges after I ate one of his hubcaps but still... There is only so long I can sleep in my own urine.

Thankfully though Calista did sneak me in to her bathroom for a shower and a shave, don't tell Curtis though or he might remove her bathroom privileges as well. She uses these really weird loofahs though. It was long and phallic looking and I had to pry it off the tiled wall. It was stuck on there with some sort of suction cup or something. Tell you something though, it was great for getting in to all those hard to reach, sun don't shine places. 

There is no forgetting Cheesesteak.

I want the mill so i can buy a pirate galleon and sail around being awesome.

I shall call it HMS BOING!

obvs.

Who doesnt want a million buck, my feelings are if getting that amount and then spend it to all poor ones that needs it. The world is really so fucjed up, the richest have to much and the poorest nothing, year 2020 and we still havent get rid of poorness in western world, it just have gettign worser and worses each day we live.

I want a million so I can put towards researching how to blow shit up with my mind.

Well played Mr_J-, well played.

I need the million dolaars, because of an earning competition and I'd hate to see myself come in last..

I still think my pirate ship idea was a good one.

I oculd also do with a million to expand my lexicon and improve my vernacular