Ronnie was sat in his luxurious Vegas penthouse when it suddenly hit him, he hadn’t graced the people of the streets with his sexiness for some time, he got up and started to pick out one of his best outfits. Shirtless with a pair of jeans. Basic. But sexy! He then headed towards the elevator and down to the streets below his penthouse. 

He pushed the fat man off his soapbox once again, one day the fat man may retaliate, but Ronnie wasn’t scared of him! After all, the fat Tyler Durden was always being bitch slapped. Ronnie stood tall on the box and fixed his hair whilst he waited for the crowd to Amass. He cleared his throat and began to talk. 

“Good evening sexy ladies and...gentlemen. I have thought it’s about time I let you drool over my sexiness. So here I am!” Ronnie said extending his arms either side and smiling. “Today I shall let my seeping sexiness float around the street! And I know. I know! I’m selfish for keeping all this sexy for myself. But it’s the way it must be! I was chosen to be sexy. It’s not like I can just give it away now can I? Or can I? No! That’d be a crime to give some ugly people my sexiness! But! BUT! I will let you touch me, maybe you’ll receive some good luck and get laid...I mean I doubt it. But it’s definitely possible!” Ronnie says glancing around at the crowd, making eye contact with a woman who shortly faints after Ronnie looked at her.