Hey guys, I'm gonna be starting an underground group and if you wanna join just mail me but don't post in here so the people we want to kill don't see it. To weed out potential spies we do have a couple of requirements unfortunately. 

#1: You have to be American. Sorry, no way around this rule.

#2: You have to either be rich or good at shooting

#3: We need someone that can lend us their house for our underground meetings. Houses with basements are preferred.

If you meet these requirements then make sure to reach out to me.

P.S. We need a name so if anyone has any suggestions it would be appreciated.

Thanks.

Satire?

We have members, a meeting place, and snacks.

We just need a name now.

Only the best kind of cookies out there... Snickerdoodle!

I always wanted to be a part of an underground clique. Are you sure you can't be flexible about the American nationality thing? Cos I fit all the other requirements... well, except 2 and 3.

I'm rich, I'm a dab hand with a disruptor, i have an addiction to hyperian Bettle Snuff, but I'm Ferengi, not American. How about:

The Backdoor Burglars

As your group name, after all with all this sneaking around and smneaking up behind folks I'm sure you guys would be awesome and a little B&E.

MG-PPR have never really felt part of a group. If you need public relations help then we’re your guys. 

Our rates are negotiable. 

I'm happy to make pie on a bespoke basis.

you can make your own kool aid.

Even as our ranks swell and dark money flows into our coffers by the tens of millions. I feel as if our cause has not been taken seriously by the powers that be, and this is for one reason and one reason only. We do not have a righteous, kick-ass, stars and stripes waving, beer chugging, all-American name. Do not fret my brothers and sisters, for after many moons wandering the barren lands with nothing to quench my thirsts but a half full canteen of brewed lophophora williamsii. I have stumbled upon our destiny as a people. From now on our coalition of the downtrodden and cold-hearted shall forever be known as "The Anti Grin-And-Friends Alliance".

Our first meeting will take place one week from today. There is very little street parking at the meeting location so make sure to plan ahead.