| May 19 - 23:40:18 |
|
| Post Reply | Post new topic | Page: 1 |
| Dear Skepta | Started by: StalkingSkepta on Mar 07, '08 21:40 |
|
After staring thru your window for hours today I came to the conclusion that I can not live another day without you. I am here on the streets, standing in front of this small crowd(okay so 2 people glanced at me while they walked by, but still) to beg for your hand in marriage. I simply can not function with out you. So, Dearest Skepta... Will you marry me? Drops to her knees and waits for an answer |
|
| Report Post | Tip |
|
Bwebopbwebopbwebopbwebopbwebopbwebop! I don't think this marriage will last, but that's just my opinion. Stalkerism is not a good foundation for a re-re-re-re-re-relationship. What do I know, skibby dibby? Oh, right. I'm the Scat Man. Gives a winning smile to the crowd |
|
| Reply by: ScatMan at Mar 07, '08 21:43 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| Oh, But it WILL work. I will make it work. | |
| Reply by: StalkingSkepta at Mar 07, '08 22:19 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
Well Miss, ski bi di bi di do bap do, I admire your determination and I won't stand in your w-diddlywiddly-way of the man you love. Tips his fedora and nods seriously Though... I'mSorryMissIDon'tThinkItWillWork, YourHeartWillOnlyFallVictimToFatigue. AsYouCanSeeSkeptaIsAFineManAndHoneyDollHe'sWayOutOfYourLeague. ...I'm the Scat Man. |
|
| Reply by: ScatMan at Mar 07, '08 22:35 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
Out of my League? What league is that? Are you saying I need a rank to be a good woman? Huh? Is that what you are implying? Is my sweet piece of ass not as good as one of a made man? a Wise Guy? a Capo? Do explain this League thing. I am curious to know my worth around here. |
|
| Reply by: StalkingSkepta at Mar 07, '08 22:43 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
Well M'am, you're lacking bumdumdahdah something. I am the Professor of Scat, I'm the Scat Man. Not Relationship Helper Man. This is your own bridge to c-c-c-cr-cross. Best of luck. |
|
| Reply by: ScatMan at Mar 07, '08 22:52 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| You're really a man. Skepta hired you. We all know this is true. | |
| Reply by: Tide at Mar 07, '08 23:05 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| I gotta say I agree with Tide on this one. That and, Skepta's mine so back off, thanks. | |
| Reply by: Cage at Mar 07, '08 23:51 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| Hey man, quit harassing Skepta, unless of course he wants it, then more power to you..... | |
| Reply by: Mayhem at Mar 08, '08 01:45 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| ScatMan, I request that you should speak in public as often as possible as it mesmerises me ever so slightly.... | |
| Reply by: Umbra at Mar 08, '08 01:56 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| I agree with Umbra...your skills Scatman are absolutely unparalleled. I didn't think scatting would work with typing, but holy crap, you have made it possible. Way to go! | |
| Reply by: Lets_See at Mar 08, '08 02:11 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
Santino drops a letter in a mail box. Dear Skepta, Congratulations on your engagement. If you want your marriage to be as happy as mine keep your wife in the kitchen and out of the business. Best Regards, Santino |
|
| Reply by: Santino at Mar 08, '08 02:38 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| Post Reply | View All Threads | Page: 1 |
How much do you want to tip for this post?
Minimum $20,000
Minimum $20,000
