Juanita sashays onto the streets with her pops mobile betting unit and tik tak savvy and strikes a sassy pose.

Hey, all you putos and chollos wanna bet on the races tomorrow night?  Well my pops had something set out and i promised on his moustache I'd follow it through right

Juanita does clicky fingers in a 'Z' formation

So here how it's goin down.  1 bet per person, 50k minimum, 250k maximum.  Non of that puto eachway, yankee, forcasts you cracker gringos like, just on the nose.

Transfer me the bet with the name of the horse and the race taking place and I'll send you a betting slip in the form of a number.  In the event of my untimely demise....Juanita pauses and pouts sassily .....I have put aside a fund to take care of any bet beyond the grave.
so, without further ado, here's the starting prices for the runners and riders for the first two races:-

odds for the first race.

Flighty Felon - Even money
Red Handed - Even money
Godfathers gun - 2/1
One Percent - 2/1
Cement shoes - 3/1
Falure pony - 3/1
Click monkey 3/1
Rogue racer 4/1
Hoof Hearted 4/1
Bloody Dice 5/1

odds for the second race

Sleepy fishy - even money
Petty criminal - even money
passing wind - 2/1
Soontu beglue - 2/1
Whiskey Galore - 2/1
Knight Mare - 3/1
Sling shot - 3/1
Street smarts - 4/1
Black Coffee - 4/1
Bad Habits - 5/1
Street smarts -  5/1

Homes and Muchacha's, place your bets.
 

Slow uptake so far guys, you wannt bankrupt me or no?

Juanita clicky snaps in a 'z' formation

get gambling homes.

Monk walks towards the mobile betting stand, with a big grin on his face fresh from the training ground.

250k on Street Smarts.

Yo homies'

the book will close 15 minutes before the first race so get your best on avandaley

Just over an hour before the book closes guys

make sure you follow the races in #racy on irc avenue.

Juanita catwalks onto the course and strikes a hammertime pose

Ok homies, after I nearly got cleaned out by Cognito, i had a better race.  here are your odds for the next meet in Vegas.

odds for 1st race Las Vegas:-

Bad Habit(s) - even money
Godfathers gun - even money
Knight Mare - even money
Black coffee - 2/1
Flighty Felon - 2/1
Cement shoes - 2/1
Whistkey Galore - 2/1
Falure Pony - 3/1
Passing wind - 3/1
Street smarts - 4/1

Odds for 2nd race Las Vegas

Rogue Racer - Even money
One Percent - Even money
Hoof Hearted - Even money
Sleepy Fishy - 2/1
Red Handed - 2/1
Bloody Dice - 2/1
Petty Criminal - 3/1
Click Monkey - 3/1
Soontu Beglue - 4/1
Sling Shot - 4/1
 

Get your hands in your pockets chollos!

Cognito get out his abacus to count his winnings and see how much he can leverage against these next two races!
 

Juanita, is that your wallet in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me!

I hope it’s deep enough for the next ravishing!

Juanita hair flicks at Cognito

show me yours and i'll show you mine chollo!

Now, why dont you blow your wad with me?

Juanita does clicky fingers in 'Z' formation

I know more bout cars than ponies but ... ah, what the hell!  Looks like fun.  Plus where else am I going to wear this obnoxious hat other than to horse racing events?

Juanita pauses and looks Abby-Whitehill up and down

chica that hat is on point babeeey

Does snappy clicks in a 'z' formation

now have a bet on the puto ponies homes.

The book will close on the Vegas races at 19.50 game time

get your bets on now!

starting prices for the 2 races in Chigago are:-

odds for 1st race Chicago

Falure Pony - even money
Passing Wind - even money
Knight Mare - even money
Bloody Dice - 2/1
Street Smarts - 2/1
Whiskey Galore - 2/1
Bad Habits - 3/1
Black Coffee - 3/1
Rogue Racer - 3/1
Petty Criminal - 4/1
Street smarts - 4/1

Odds for 2nd race Chicago

Click Monkey - Even money
Sling Shot - Even money
Soontu Beglue - Even money
Cement Shoes - 2/1
Red Handed - 2/1
Sleepy Fishy - 2/1
Hoof Hearted- 3/1
One Percent - 3/1
Godfathers Gun - 4/1
Flighty Felon - 4/1

good luck
 

Odds will be posted tomorrow, my apologies for the lateness

no winner last meet, well, excluding the house of course.

Looks like this is all over with Mercy not renewing her racing ventures which is a fucking shame.

Hopefully someone can pick up the baton.