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| The 1 million dollars | Started by: Cement_Shoes_Joe on Mar 08, '08 13:55 |
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*Joe walks out of a casino, looking deepressed after losing more money from playing blackjack. He is walking down the street when he sees Vodoo coming towards him.* "Excuse me Mr. Vodoo. May I have a moment of your time." Vodoo tells Cement Shoes to speak. "I heard that you were possibly willing to give away one million dollars and I was just wondering if I was worthy. You see, I have what some might say is a gambling addiction. Now I know what you're thinkinh 'Why should I give money to someone that will just piss it away?' But let me tell you, that's not what will happen. You see, I know I have a problem and I will not gamble again. But I can't do this on my own. I do know of a very good specialist who helps you break your gambling addictions and he is mighty expensive. I don't have enough to pay him and that million dollars would jsut about cover it. Anyways, thanks for your time and good luck in your future endeavours. I hope to hear from you soon." *Joe shakes Vodoo's hand and continues away, wondering where in the world is a McDonalds?* |
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