You know have a weapon, but what is the weapon you are going to take over the world with?

Mine is a plain and simple 38. stub nose special.

Mines a simple 14 Pounder Field Gun

Nuclear bombs underground both polls 50 megaton yield, the threat of the activity in shifting of tectonic plates resulting in earthquakes, tidal waves  etc would hold most of the world ransom.

crabs. Scouse crabs.

You don't have any weapons, i got my weapon (Scouse Kes) to nick them all. Unlucky.

I have a .38 sidearm and a thompson 1928 for a main.

A device that allows me to punch people over the internet.

I am armed with hilarity.

 Colt.45 M1911

Engraved  Colt.45 M1911.