Betty steps up onto the nearest pedastool, and clears her throat. A smile graces her lips as her bodyguard hands her a megaphone and she begins to speak to the masses before her

Ladies and Gentlemen (and PhreakingPanda) of all cities across the lands. I come here today to invite each of you to Los Angeles this upcoming weekend for a PARTY! What kind of party? Well only the kind you can benefit from, of course!

I have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars guaranteeing that all the lowly hoods in the Los Angeles metro area see the inside of a jail cell several times this weekend. The warden and I have spoken at length and he has infomred me that his boys will be working tirelessly to make sure the hoods are in jail from Saturday, May 07 at 00:00 until Sunday, May 8th at 00:00. We here at Foxxes With Attitudes would like to invite you all to help us bust our friends and family out, so we can all party!

Foxxes with Attitude has worked tirelessly to make sure this can happen, clearing the way for all of you in this Thing of Ours to travel safely to our city and spend the day boosting your skill of freeing jail birds. This party is in honor of Godfather Drexler's new appointed position as well as to promote how AWESOME Los Angeles is. We hope to see you all there!

I am looking forward to joining this party in honor of Godfather Drexler.

I party, I'm Rod.

Drexler winks

If you miss out on this, well...you do NOT know how to party.

Drexler had always been a partying kind of guy since his days as a child, partying here, partying there...every day he shuffled, monday..he shuffled, tuesday..he shuffled, every day he shuffled.

It will indeed be a fun day for all, I look forward to seeing you.

So... since its a Party, for Drexler... is at Retirement party? Just saying...

I shall be there and I look forward to partying with some Attitude filled Foxes!!

A party out in Los Angeles you say? I must admit, it has been quite a while since I spent a decent amount of time out there. And what with all the celebrations in Chicago over these last few days, I could do with a slight change of scene. However, I have been led to believe that there will be punch. Will there be punch? If there isn't, woah nelly! Woe betide he who promises punch and fails to deliver.

Needless to say, I'm sure I can pay a visit at some point. My thanks not only to Los Angeles, but especially foxxy and her lads (and indeed ladettes) for putting this together. I'll make sure to bring along a few friends too. Don't worry too much about them though, they're not excessively rowdy. Well, not most of the time at any rate.

In the meantime, I bid thee adieu, and I shall see you at the weekend.

This promises to be some celebration. Although i have toher commitments i will attempt to attend as best as i can.

It has been a while since there has been a jail party, should be good fun. Even with SpuffWaffle attending.

Kudos to LA

I love a good party.  Count me in. 

And thank you so much for the invite. 

Can we guarantee that the cells will be stocked with the best liquor and bubba to keep us company should we become inmates?

No AlabamaWorely, the Retirement party was in February. Betty winks at her own joke This is a FUN party!

Mr SpuffWaffle, there WILL be punch. Yes it will be spiked. No I'm not telling you what with. You'll have to come find out for yourself.

And Mr. Paxton, I have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars making sure this event will go off with a hitch. If your hitch is having liquor and women stocked inside the cells? Consider it a done deal.

Infamous heard from this peers a upcoming party to see how awesome is Los Angeles.

I am looking forward to joining this party in honor of Godfather Drexler.

Juggalo bounces around and eventually makes his way towards the pedastool…

Party you say? This weekend you say!? Well you can count this guy in, never a miss a bumping party, not now, not ever.

I must say though this defiantly a most exciting way to start things off in the newly habited city of Los Angeles. Really shows that you guys mean business over there, the funding and planning of gathering like this so soon is un believable. My hat goes off to LA and cant wait till this weekend when I can come by and help bend some bars!

Juggalo flexes and winks at the crowd in front of him before bouncing off back down the street on some kind of pogo stick…

The party is still going on! only 5 hours left now and the guards are getting a bit resless! come and join the party while you can!

And what a Party it has been so far, Frank! I've never seen so many cops and cons in the one place before. Its almost as though as soon as we bust the entire jail full of people out, the police have quickly rounded them up and tossed them back in their cells again.

I'm starting to question the intelligence of these inmates!