Gordon walks the streets the new headquarters had been set up and the pantry is filled and having to share cheffing duties with @Artie_Bucco often means that Gordon has a day off. There is only so many markets Gordon can walk around and only so many free samples of delicious new ingredients that can be sampled in a day so Gordon sits and thinks about new ways to occupy his time.

Gordon thinks and walks he finds a small café and takes a seat near the till and orders coffee and a sandwich. The place smells amazing strong hot coffee and freshly baked bread, sweet and savoury pastries Gordon is in heaven.

The coffee arrives first it is strong and hot tastes slightly bitter but in a great way Gordon thinks the roast is Columbian and very dark. The sandwich arrives next served in a paper bag Gordon tares the bag open and half of the sandwich topples onto the table top before rolling onto the floor. Gordon starts eating the safe half he takes a single bite and starts chewing Gordon spits the sandwich out into the bag it was fucking disgusting. The meat is wrong its supposed to be roast beef, pickles and mustard but the beef tastes awful almost old and possibly sweaty. The pickles are harsh no sweetness at all and the salad is lifeless and limp. The bread is heavy well underproved, under baked and very salty. Gordon sips the coffee and tries to breath slowly if he were a smoking man he would of been smoking a dozen cigarettes at the same time 

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOUUUU" Shouts Gordon at no one in particular "ITS FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAW!" Gordon picks up the bread and launches it at the nearby waiter. Gordon storms behind the counter and shouts for the boss. "YOU FUCKING DONKEY" Gordon pushes the door marked manager open. Inside sits a middle aged man smoking whilst on the phone Gordon grabs the phone and slams it down ending the call. Gordon grabs the man by the shirt and pulls him into the kitchen area and starts pointing out basic errors before leading him to the walk in refrigerator. Gordon opens the walk in fridges door and steps inside where it should be cold it was almost fucking warm. The produce on the shelves wasn't labelled or wrapped in clingfilm Gordon grabs a chunk of beef "WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS SHIT COOKED" HE bought the beef to his face and inhaled it smelled sweet and almost vinegary obvious to anyone that it was off. Gordon looked around there was cooked chicken next to raw chicken and fish on the floor "TELL THE REMAINING CUSTOMERS TO LEAVE AND CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR" 

Gordon walks back into the kitchen and takes a look at the cooking equipment its disgusting looks like it hasn't been cleaned in years. Gordon drops to his knees and looks underneath the stove again its disgusting. "DO ANY OF YOU FUCKS EVEN THINK ABOUT CLEANING" Gordon screams. The mad chef grabs a broom and thrusts it at the nearest chef "START FUCKING CLEANING" 

Gordon watches in amazement as the chefs get together and actually start cleaning making sure to scrub everything. The manager goes into the walk-in fridge and starts binning everything. Gordon gets on the phone to his own suppliers making sure that everything to restart a business is ordered and being delivered first thing tomorrow morning. Gordon grabs a copy of the large menu and starts crossing things out trimming the menu down means there is less ingredients to carry and in turn less to go bad.

Gordon steps out for the evening after a few arguments with chefs and managers to let a team of designers come in and change the decoration of the restaurant and starts to think that maybe if Artie works out well he can step away from the Brown Gangs kitchen a few days a week and maybe help the residents of Detroit manage there own kitchen nightmares. Gordon decides its a great plan with the backing of @TaylorBrown he works on a poster advertising his services 

Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares

Business failing?

Losing loyal customers?

Need a helping hand?

Then send me a mail and lets see what Gordon can do for you

Reasonable rates

Oi Gordo,

I have no cooking experience to speak of but would love to have you taste my 'cream of sum yung guy'

Zeb giggles

Ah Mr Gordon Ramsay, my pub in Los Angeles could use the Ramsay Experience. It's called the Baron of Helmsley, look forward to seeing you.