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Optimus 70th birthday Started by: ZebedeeMcZebFace on Oct 25, '20 21:29

Happy birthday Optimus, hope you don't turn into a old grumpy bird-watcher! ;)

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Oh! I didn't know it was your birthday when we spoke yesterday! Belated happy birthday, Optimus. No wonder you're so good at trivia, wisdom truly comes with age I suppose!

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Happy birthday Optimus! I didn't realize you were that dang old! Haha. Hope it's been a good one, I've been training your BG's... but now that I know it's your birthday, consider it as a present!

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I read with some hilarity Optimus ‘s claim to have 70 more hairs on his head....

The old ‘Crayoning a wig onto the bathroom mirror’ thing must still be working well for him
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Optimus your 70? What no way? Sorry it’s late, but happy birthday! I hope that you had a great day! Cheers!
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Happy belated Birthday! I wish you health and happiness :)

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Optimus is so old, the movie “Jurassic Park” brought back memories.
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Optimus is so old that he swam in the dead sea when it was merely a little bit poorly

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When I started reading the tittle, I thought it was going to be about a comic, like Optimus prime or something... Is there really a 70 year old player? :) 

Happy Birthday nonetheless. 

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Optimus is so old, he went to an antique auction and three people bid on him.
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Optimus is so old when he was told to act his age, he died.

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Optimus is so old, he went to school before they had a history class.
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Optimus is so old he was at the garden gate when I was on cow and gate.

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i want to wish  Optimus Belated Happy Birthday. Know i understand your message. Guess love you are older them me but not by much.

Happy Birthday hope you got everything you wanted for it. Drop a line once in while don't be such a stranger. ♥

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Optimus is so old, his birth certificate says “Expired” on it.
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Optimus is so old he farts dust

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Optimus is so old, he has hieroglyphics on his driver’s license.
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Optimus is so old, is so old she looks like an avocado that had sex with an older, more bruised avocado.

 

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Optimus is so old, he walked into an antique store and they kept him
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Optimus is so old, he lives in black and white.

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