The first class ticket to Los Angeles that arrived mysteriously in the post intrigued you, as you descend into LAX you can't help but smile as you sip the fine champagne and catch a last glance at the cute hostess' tight ass as it sways down the aisle.

Looking out of the small window you can't help but notice things here have certainly changed.With a jolt the plane touches down and you step outside, pause for a second enjoying the sunshine and pleasant heat, before walking down the steps.

A guy you recognise is standing in the arrival lounge on a podium, surrounded by a crowd of people. You raise your eyebrows very slightly when you notice the heavily armed midget bodyguards surrounding him but that's nothing new, where ever EvilClown goes those little fellas are not far behind.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

WELCOME! WELCOME TO THE REAL THING! WELCOME TO LOS ANGELES!

With his usual flourish of panache and unique style EvilClown shakes out a large comic looking scroll, you can't help but lean in closer to listen carefully what is about to be said.

We at Jefferson Park Posse have been working hard behind the scenes to bring you a fully functional LA, not a work in progress, you won't find a watch this space here. The minute you leave this airport you will find EVERYTHING up and running ready to go.
Take a moment for me to explain a few things so you are not overwhelmed with the variety of things to do when you leave here and hit the streets.

Firstly the famous Hollywood boulevard has been transformed.

Here you will find THE CHEAPEST drugs anywhere in this world. Our drug factories are working flat out producing the finest quality merchandise your hard earned dollars can buy. Cocaine coming out of these factories is capped at $8000! That's right, make your next the LA trip on the offchance you can make a killing.

The Casino and bookmakers

Our brothers in Las Vegas may have the shiny casinos but here we are offering something different. The chance to gamble your new fortune with the help of the bookmaking service that has been so successful in Chicago. The top 5 spenders in the casino will each get a $250,000 token to spend at the bookmakers. The choice is yours what and how you bet on. Be it Soccer, Hockey, Football or who will be the next Godfather of Saint Louis, all bets are taken up to any value!

Los Angeles has always been unique and not wanting to buck that we are offering you the chance to get a head start on everyone else. Yes it has been done before but with the rumours that are flying around gathering pace we are offering you the chance to start getting ready to practice your stalking abilities so enabling you to have the head start when the fabled rifle ranges appear.

Let me introduce you to Venice Beach Gym.

Here instead of working your muscles you can join the throng of would be pickpockets and muggers. When in Los Angeles make sure to visit the Venice Beach Business. Let the good people know you are in town and join in the pocket fumbling frenzy! No need for a good locals list or lucky hit here, everything will be planned.

OWN YOUR OWN MAFIA ROBOT!

Yes that's right! For a small fee of $3Million you can create and name your own Non Player Member. You get to choose its name and pick a suit. Even better you have first refusal to end its life when it is reaching retirement age. Once the NPM has expired you get your $3Million back!

WHISKEY..... TANGO..... FOXTROT! Yes that's right in the long run it costs you nothing! And a free high ranking kill plus the enjoyment of seeing how your creation develops over the space of a month.

Last but not least, Los Angeles has always been famous for its innovation and deep in the bowls of the new shiny HQ we have been busy. Very busy. It is time to reveal the worlds first computational difference engine. What does it do I hear you cry?
Well let me tell you EXACTLY what it does.

Computational Organisational Counter (COC)

It counts down with an amazing amount of accuracy when the next wave of durdens will appear.

We have a team of people working day and night keeping tabs on this Delaware scum and for a weekly subscription of $500k, or a daily one off fee of $100k you can gain access to this magnificent counter.

So, like we said. We have been working hard on making this city great. The items above are only the first installment of MANY MORE to come.

Enjoy and LONG LIVE LOS ANGELES!

"OWN YOUR OWN MAFIA ROBOT!

Yes that's right! For a small fee of $3Million you can create and name your own Non Player Member. You get to choose its name and pick a suit. Even better you have first refusal to end its life when it is reaching retirement age. Once the NPM has expired you get your $3Million back!

WHISKEY..... TANGO..... FOXTROT! Yes that's right in the long run it costs you nothing! And a free high ranking kill plus the enjoyment of seeing how your creation develops over the space of a month.

Last but not least, Los Angeles has always been famous for its innovation and deep in the bowls of the new shiny HQ we have been busy. Very busy. It is time to reveal the worlds first computational difference engine. What does it do I hear you cry?
Well let me tell you EXACTLY what it does."

As great an idea as this is, I am sadly going to have to ask the city of LA to not accept members of my city to particpate in this.

No offense to the city of LA, but to me it just seems something bad is going to come out of giving a member of another city permission to shoot at someone in their city, even though it is a brainless NPM, i can see bad things happening.

Other then that i wish you all good luck with your new businesses.

For any another people with the same concerns as Godfather Premier, please note that all NPMs are tattooed as such. They have a large NPM etched on their foreheads, so avoiding any confusion when it comes to ending their existence.

I have to say I am impressed and its been a while for that to happen, its great to see some new ideas being put into action I commend the inishative of everyone invovled in the making of these ideas, I hope to see them in action soon on my next flight over.

well this is really cool. Drexler has put lots of effort into building up the city. I wish you all the best. I'm sure it's gonna be a really active city soon:)

Free for this week only I will be posting the MIA counter in the business district of LA.

Provided is a proven prediction timer and current MIA counter ;)

Enjoy.

this is awesome i always enjoy flying back to LA anyway,but these additions really add to the greatness of the place

a big thanks to thos putting in the hard work to help us prosper!