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| Dirty cash | Started by: Tommy1024 on Nov 14, '20 09:40 |
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you gotta have it. |
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| What you need is a good accountant a few shell companies a couple of director loans. Also, an investment banker. Keep it moving and no one will know. | |
| Reply by: Amosite at Nov 14, '20 16:47 | |
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They just took 100 grant in the casino....could i accuse my accountend....? |
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| Reply by: Tommy1024 at Nov 14, '20 16:52 | |
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Well it's well known that cash is one of the things the has on its surface one of the highest numbers and kinds of bacteria. That's what you meant, right? |
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| Reply by: Gidan_B at Nov 16, '20 19:26 | |
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laundry is filthy...they did a study on all the germs and bacteria found lingering on bills...they also found cocaine on more than you would think :O |
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| Reply by: EstherScarpati at Nov 16, '20 19:45 | |
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I can believe it. Some bank notes you get that a plastic like from Oz or EU are better. The USD is among the worst for looking soiled. I was having a similar conversation with someone the other day and we noted since we have stopped using physical cash since COVID I’ve not had a cold or Illness. |
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| Reply by: Amosite at Nov 17, '20 05:44 | |
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Cold cash money....does anybody remember that song from the past ? and Whats the color of money whats the colour of money dont tell me that you think its green cause you now its RED... |
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| Reply by: TEX_DURDEN at Nov 17, '20 15:50 | |
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If you have Dirty Cash, what you need is a good Lawyer cuz the boys in suits will come. They might be watching you now! Paper trail gotta match up......you got 2 mil in assets? Proof where the cash came from. lol! |
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| Reply by: Samedi at Nov 17, '20 18:16 | |
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I have a lot of dirty cash! I'd guess that's mostly because I don't wash though. NathanExplosion only let's me shower once a month in the HQ and even then I have to share it with ZebedeeMcZebFace. He has rainbow pubes just in case you were wondering. |
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| Reply by: PoisonousMcJellyface at Nov 17, '20 19:19 | |
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This is true, PoisonousMcJellyface is dirtier than my mother, who is pretty filthy when we shower together he makes my wee hole go fizzy. |
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| Reply by: ZebedeeMcZebFace at Nov 17, '20 20:51 | |
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| You need a good wash system as well make sure you have a few companies set up and a good book keeper so everything looks legit | |
| Reply by: Lucrezia at Nov 17, '20 22:55 | |
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Unfortunately, for better or worse, someone has to process those stripper tainted bills, boob sweat mixed with stale whiskey and all. |
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| Reply by: JeanRalphio at Nov 18, '20 05:04 | |
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| A long time ago I started to help people leave the jail. I would open a door or Un lock a cell. I have been doing this for years. Over and over. More and more people helped out of jail. The last like this happened was a rainy day. The sun was about to set. There where 6guards watching the newest fresh fish. He seemed not to be taking jail too well. I was sure he might even cry. Then a few of my mates started to bet he would break soon. Then it hit me. I could make a mint if I bet against them all. A sure mint. I took all the bets. I am taking a lot of bets. I had one mate that I brought into the scheme. We would break him before he could crack like an egg. He went near the guards and started talking shit. I went into action. I grabbed the fresh fish and told him to run. He was off to the woods I tripped and fell but he was off. I got caught. He took a shot to the head. I won all bets. He never cried. Now here I am. | |
| Reply by: Jumped at Dec 06, '20 14:17 | |
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Isn't all cash "dirty" especially all of those singles. I'm not sure the percents but pretty sure most all the singles you have touched have been in rather inappropriate places. Shout out to all the strippers out there... |
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| Reply by: Magnolia at Dec 06, '20 14:55 | |
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Cash is absolutely filthy.. I once was walking down a sidewalk and saw a five dollar bull sitting in a puddle of muddy water. I bet you it's back in circulation.. and I'll win! Because I picked that bitch up and bought some smokes! |
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| Reply by: Gunther at Dec 07, '20 01:23 | |
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