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| Hostage | Started by: Catalina_Piera on Mar 12, '08 17:12 |
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Catalina sits at local pub enjoying herself with a nice drink and cigarette. A lot of her fellow mafioso comes here to relax. She sits all alone at the table and reads the newspaper. A strange man walks into the pub and stands at the entrance way and stares any everyone. He takes a long look at Catalina and looks at the bar. The bartender asks the man to have a seat but the man doesn't move or respond. Catalina nows feels something is odd. She never seen this man around so she thinks he just migrated here. She gets up and introduces herself. Hello there. My name is....... The man grabs her and pulls her in. He takes out a gadget out of his pocket and says. Nobody move. I have bomb. He holds up the device and lets everyone see. Everyone in the pub is shock and does what he says. The bartender asks the man what he wants. What do you want? Is it money? The man stands there with Catalina under his arm in a head lock. Catalina asks this man to let everyone go and just keep her. She is willing to give up her life for others that she didn't knew. The man rejects her offer and told everyone to stay where they were. The man tells the bartender he didn't want any money. He wanted to kill everybody. Catalina then knew something has to done. She reaches for her gun, that is underneath her dress revealing herself to others in the bar. She pulls out the gun but the man grabs it and hits her to the ground. |
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47 hears the would-be bomber's speech and watches the struggle at the bar. He sees the apparatus the man is wearing, a rather primitive device employing an alarm clock an old hand grenade and a stick of dynamite. 47 mumbles.Well, that's unstable. 47 gets up, walks slowly to the bar, behind the man and the struggling woman. The man whirls around to face him dragging the struggling woman with him. As he does, 47 grabs his grabs his head and snaps his neck, which makes a loud popping noise. He drops to the floor as the woman retrieves her gun. Well, the good news is he's dead. The bad news is that I don't know how much time is on that half-assed bomb. Seriously, did you look at that? Were you really thinking of shooting him? You'd killed us all. 47 calmly looks at the alarm clock. We either have a minute or twelve hours to get out, I can't tell. Shall we run now? |
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| Reply by: Mr_47 at Mar 12, '08 19:15 | |
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Cement Shoes is wondering why this suicide bomber is not like every other suicide bomber. You see, all suicide bombers work in teams. If the man blowing himself up decides not to do it or is stopped doing it somehow (like in this case Mr 47 killing him), the spotter will be able to blow him up with a remote of his own. Or more likely, the suicide bomber is holding a dead mans switch (much like a grenade, where you sop squeezing and it arms the grenade) and the spotter shoots him. Anyways, Cement Shoes is just laughing at what a terrible suicide bomber this man is and wishes all terrorists were this stupid. |
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| Reply by: Cement_Shoes_Joe at Mar 14, '08 18:04 | |
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Seriously. This guy was no engineer. Basically, what we have here is a WWI handgrenade, a stick of dynamite, and an old alarm clock. I don't even think that, if the clock went off, the bomb would explode. ***RIIIINNNGGG*** Ok, no boom. But, I do have to go change my pants. |
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| Reply by: Mr_47 at Mar 14, '08 18:46 | |
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| I'm wondering what the grenade is for. The explosion of a grenade would not set the stick of dynamite off. | |
| Reply by: Cement_Shoes_Joe at Mar 14, '08 18:55 | |
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| He's obviously a stupid suicide bomber... maybe he was trying to make an impression... | |
| Reply by: Jussive at Mar 14, '08 19:47 | |
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47 looks at the two men examining the bomb, slaps himself in the forehead, and walks away, very quickly. Now, what happened to the hostage lady? |
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| Reply by: Mr_47 at Mar 15, '08 23:39 | |
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