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| The NSRA. | Started by: Sprozza on Mar 12, '08 19:59 |
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Assuming his friendly Nuncle Sprozzy persona, Sprozza approached the streets with a purpose, knowing he could mould current affairs to his advantage. Using a lampshade as an audio device to enhance his rich Mancunian baritone, he called out to the disillusioned masses Are you tired of beating the shit out of old ladies to no avail? Are you fed up of people at the coffeeshops assuming you have tourettes because you shout "BMO" repeatedly? Do you have absolutely no concept of the prestige and honour associated with the rank of Made man? If the answer to all of the these questions is a resounding yes, and only resounding, then you too can attempt to purchase your own man of honour button. For the small price of $1,000,000, a professional voucher from the NSRA (Nuncle Sprozzy's Referencing Agency) will tell your boss how much you should be a Made Man. For just $2,500,000, the promotional deal is yours. 3 professional vouchers will blag your way into the upper echelons for you; not to mention the Loofah NSRA throws in free of charge! Voted the #1 in customer care for 3 minutes running, our team of trained morons will find the right reference for you. Disgruntled Wise Guys, you need look no further. Choose NSRA - because we're not happy, 'till you're not happy. |
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| People from Cheshire dont speak with Mancunian accents, hope this helps. | |
| Reply by: Smith at Mar 13, '08 10:34 | |
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Good job I'm not from Cheshire then. Those bloody toffs. |
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| Reply by: Sprozza at Mar 13, '08 10:36 | |
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Is that why you sound like a public schoolboy then Smith? "One would very much like to fire a projectile into your cranium. Would that be possible today or should I come back later?" |
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| Reply by: bighead at Mar 13, '08 12:27 | |
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| You're the one with the large cranium, 'biggie'. You tell me. | |
| Reply by: Smith at Mar 13, '08 17:30 | |
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| What can i get for a wispa and 1 finger of a kit kat wrapped up in the foil? | |
| Reply by: Curiosity at Mar 13, '08 20:18 | |
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| Throw in a packet of smokey bacon crisps and you've got yourself a reference. | |
| Reply by: Sprozza at Mar 13, '08 20:22 | |
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| Only scampi fries left. | |
| Reply by: Curiosity at Mar 13, '08 20:30 | |
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Breaking off conversation with Curiosity (killed the cat?), Sprozza turns to a large cuffed shirt wearing member of a small crowd which had congregated. "Ask me the question, Noel." "Deal or no de-" "Shut up. No deal. Sorry Curiosity, I just don't like scampy fries much" |
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| Reply by: Sprozza at Mar 13, '08 20:35 | |
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| What would a night with a friend of mine name 'Leo' get me? It would involve alot of 'mounting' | |
| Reply by: Dagenham_Phantom at Mar 13, '08 21:39 | |
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| A restraining order. | |
| Reply by: Smith at Mar 14, '08 14:34 | |
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I'm sorry, did I hear right? Sprozza providing a referencing service? Chuckles and walks on...... |
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| Reply by: Cab_Tufting at Mar 14, '08 16:27 | |
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Pray tell, Cab. What amuses you so? Am I not a fine, upstanding member of our thing? AM I NOT CAB? |
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| Reply by: Sprozza at Mar 16, '08 14:40 | |
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it seems that 3 persons think that he is a worthy person to have as a made man Scary |
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| Reply by: Rambo at Mar 16, '08 15:39 | |
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