Catalina takes a break from traveling city to city. She sits on a bench at the local park and relaxes. She pulls out a cigarette from her bag and lights it up. For a couple of minutes she hears a hissing nearby. Not knowing what where it is coming from or what it is, she just stays there and smokes her cigarette. The hissing sound gets louder and starts to annoy her. She extinguishes her cigarette and looks around the bench she was sitting at. She looks to her right...nothing. She looks to her left...nothing. She looks underneath....
Holy Shit!
She jumps on top of a trash can and starts screaming at the top of her lungs. People around her look puzzled and wonder what the hell is wrong with her.
She screams, "There is a big snake under the bench."
She points to the area the snake is. She pulls out her gun and starts shooting at it. After three shots, the snake just stops moving. She climbs down from the trash can and picks up a stick and starts poking at it.
Good that f@$ker is dead. |
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*takes catalinas gun* learn how to use it. |
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bitch slaps premeir
Now now adam is that how we speak to a lady? |
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It's rather obvious Catalina has no combat skills. I remember she couldn't even take down a suicide bomber that was dumber than dirt and now she is afraid of a snake? A life of crime is definately not the smart move. |
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It is sad that all I get is criticism for saying things on the streets. If you can't role play or say anything good move on and don't say anything. |
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Apathy walks over after everyone has left and picks up the remains of the DANGEROUS snake.After some study he realizes it is nothing more than a baloon animal.he tosses the snake in the trash bin and realizes those fucking clowns are still running about. |
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Well how the hell am I supposed to explain to my nephew that the balloon animal he lost now has a bullet whole in it? |
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personally Snake eyes,I would send a mime to do it |
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I would send a mime, but I have a habit of shooting them in the head. |
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then we are at a stalemate in solutions. |
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what about sending a greased up deaf guy?? He is kinda like a mime. |
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Well i tried a little experiment and dug up hellen kellers corpse to help out,well.....she looked in the mirror and ran away screaming her hands off.
quite disturbing it was |
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you idoit you used one of the mirrors from the funhouse didnt you |
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it is possible,mind you she did look a tad freaky |
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