Mike wanders the streets of each city, handing out fliers to everybody who wanders by.
Alright everybody, Prykes is open for business. What is that business you may ask, well, read the flier and pop by the office in Chicago for an answer.
Mike hands you a flier and read through it.
Prykes Street and Business Advice Bureau
Business Aims: To help those who are having problems with their Street talking or Business idea.
Business Offices: Located in the Chicago Business District.
Business Opening Hours: The office is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Turnaround for Advice will vary depending on amount of current business and availability of staff. We are currently recruiting hard working literate people to work with us, if you think you have what it takes, contact Mike_Pryke directly.
Our Services: We offer a number of services tailored to meet the needs of the busy Mafioso. The following is a list of our current services, if you feel we are lacking something, or there is something specific you would like, please drop by the office and we can negotiate a price.
Proof Checking of Street or Business Venture
This service is one for the Mafioso who wants to make sure his work is of the highest quality. In a quiet Back Alley we will proof check your work to ensure it is not picked apart by the vultures that frequent our Streets and Business Districts.
Assistance with Street or Business Venture
Unsure as to which direction to take your latest idea? Want it to have the greatest impact / the best customers? Want to check your idea fits with the times?
If you can answer YES to any of those questions, then this is the service for you. We will sit down with you in one of our customer friendly offices, in a coffee shop, in the Back Alleys, or even converse via mail, to ensure that idea that's rolling about in the back of your head meets fruition, and has the best responses from those who see it.
Arrangement for Street or Business Venture
If you don't have the time or the drive to produce a detailed Street or Business Venture then look no further. We will arrange everything for you, from a crowd to a gun-fight, from an opening speech to the nicest bar in your local business district. Tell us what you want, and we will arrange every last detail for you. This service is especially useful for those who are perceived to not be active enough in our everyday lives, and it will help to give you the prestige required to move up in the world.
Charges and Refunds: All charges listed are based on a 250 - 500 word plan. Negotiations can be made for return customers and must be made for work which exceeds the word limit. Payment is required half in advance and the remaining sum on completion of work. All payments to be made to the account of Mike_Pryke unless otherwise stated.
Refunds will not be provided unless we have been unable to meet a deadline agreed at the start of work. All our work is of the highest quality, and thus no refunds will be offered if you are unhappy with the work we have carried out.
Proof Checking of Street or Business Venture - $ 50,000Assistance with Street or Business Venture - $100,000Arrangement for Street or Business Venture - $250,000
Prykes Street and Business Advice Bureau, Chicago Business District, Chicago.
If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to contact me directly, I'm always happy to help.
Mike walks on past you and offers the flier to the next person he meets. |
