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| The Saints Stolen Fables | Started by: The_Saint on Mar 17, '08 19:13 |
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These are adapted from Aesop's Fables. The Gangster and the Earner A Gangster mobmails Earner met and tells him that he has some money for him. The Gangster asks the Earner what city he is in. The Earner asks, "How do I know you won't WACK! me?" The Gangster says, "Because if I do, I will die too." The Earner is satisfied, and he tells the Gangster that he is in Chicago. The Gangster wacks the Earner. The Earner feels the onset of death but has just enough time to gasp "Why?" Replies the Gangster: "It's my nature..." |
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| Well all I ahve to say is that was one fucking stupid earner. | |
| Reply by: Snake_Eyes at Mar 17, '08 19:26 | |
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I agree, i think that Earner had it coming. So never mind, il get over it. Let this be a lesson to all of us! |
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| Reply by: TheJoker at Mar 17, '08 19:28 | |
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| So the moral of the story is don't lend money to gangsters... or is it Don't let a Gangster ride on your back when swimming across a river? | |
| Reply by: Kerney at Mar 17, '08 19:34 | |
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I think that the obvious moral behind this story is that - "You should never ride your horse across the river, when the moonlight shines upon a gangsters arse, and the solar eclipse shows danger on the vertical horizon" Remember that shit kids, fucking priceless. |
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| Reply by: TheJoker at Mar 17, '08 19:37 | |
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LOL nice Kerney! But I think the actual moral of the story is........ *Falls over* Damn St. Pattys day... hic what was I saying??? Oh yeah and thats how I got herpes for the 7th time..... *stumbles off back to the pub* |
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| Reply by: Snake_Eyes at Mar 17, '08 19:37 | |
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| Ah, the gift that keeps on giving. | |
| Reply by: Kerney at Mar 17, '08 19:40 | |
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*stumbles back out* You gots that right, I don't know why I ever used that toilet paper I borrowed fro Serafina.... hic.... Now let me tell you about the time I lost my testicle back in the war......... *falls over and passes out drooling into his hat* |
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| Reply by: Snake_Eyes at Mar 17, '08 19:42 | |
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| What if testicles were things you could lose on an everyday basis, that would suck | |
| Reply by: Mickey at Mar 17, '08 19:45 | |
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| Unless you knew a chick that liked prairie oysters. | |
| Reply by: Kerney at Mar 17, '08 19:49 | |
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| i dont know what they are, but i know if you could lose them then i would keep them in a briefcase which i would carry at all times. | |
| Reply by: TheJoker at Mar 17, '08 19:50 | |
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*wakes up* Prairie oyster you say?? Well it just so happens I pickled mine, and have kept it all these long years in this herr jar. *Pulls out a picle jar wich holds the said contents* Yep I remember the day this bad boy was popped out, explosions all around me...... wait.... what the hell??? *Looks deep into his jar*......... Thats not it........ *Opens the jar, and pops the contents into his mouth, and promptly spits it out* Thats a damn pickled egg not my testicle........... where the hell is my test!!!!! |
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| Reply by: Snake_Eyes at Mar 17, '08 19:54 | |
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Snake_Eyes has only got one ball! The other, he left in Albert Hall! His Mother, The dirty Bugger! She cut it off when he was small!! |
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| Reply by: TheJoker at Mar 17, '08 19:55 | |
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Pulls the curtain and sticks out a long wooden cain. Hooks Snake_eyes collar and pulls him off the street. Nothing to see here folks! |
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| Reply by: Kerney at Mar 17, '08 19:56 | |
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Yes there is! Kerney is lying! Roll up, Roll up to see the man with his balls in a jar! Yes thats right, his jangles in a Jam Jar. Get your tickets here, only $1 Hands out tickets to the growing crowd whilst collecting dollar bills |
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| Reply by: TheJoker at Mar 17, '08 19:59 | |
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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......................... *gets pulled off stage* *Kerney and Snake_Eyes walk back on stage* Thanks for watching folks, see you all next time for another installment of Krazy Kerney, and Sneaky Snake_Eyes!! |
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| Reply by: Snake_Eyes at Mar 17, '08 19:59 | |
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Next I expect to see how Snake_Eyes and Kerney think the thing between their legs is supposed to be for........i truely believe it's a tri pod....... tune in to find out..:) |
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| Reply by: Applalonia at Mar 18, '08 01:35 | |
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| A tri-pod??? Having you been peeking in my windows? | |
| Reply by: Snake_Eyes at Mar 18, '08 03:26 | |
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| Not so much as peeking in your windows but yet keeping a watchful eye:) | |
| Reply by: Applalonia at Mar 18, '08 09:38 | |
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Nice, a Tri-Pod. What a perv... Walks away disgusted |
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| Reply by: TheJoker at Mar 18, '08 14:41 | |
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