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.What did he just say? Started by: LaMaestro on Jun 08, '11 13:57

Toys'R'Us Abandoned Warehouse, 22:13 Hours:

 

Okay, Men thanks for coming...

 Maestro says to the five Made Men as he Nods to two BG's at the doors, who the lock the doors shut... The party begins to cause commotion...


..Wow, wow, calm down everyone, it's just for privacy, now back to business, take a sit everyone!

Now i have called a meeting here in this..erm..Facility... to address to you all and make a proposition to you all... a money making heist!.. 

Yes, a heist, on THE GREAT HAROLD BANK AND FUNDS ST.LOUIS..

 

A commotion starts an done of the men raises a question...

 

But, that bank, is federal, surrounded by FBI security...

Yes! Maestro says confidently...

 

You are right Stefani, it is, but here is the reward...

 

Maestro's BG's hand each of the men an envelope....Load Commotion and anxiety starts...

Gentlemen, that envelope you are holding contains your % cut of the total, some are higher than others, but your Tributes also vary on your % cut, so you are basically making the same...

Then one of the men shouts...

Yeah? and what about you Maestro? huh? what is your %, im only getting 9%, most of us (5) are only getting 5-10%! so that leaves you with around 20-25% all for your self!!

"PEW, PEW"... Maestro shoots the loud mouth....

Well.... Now you are all getting that little bit more!

The party of Made Men are now obidient as if they were Thugs, trying to impress a sponsor... all nodding in agreement...

 

Ok, men here is the plan.... we go in guns blazing, now there i only seven of us left including my two BG's, lets make the most of it, we go in, shoot all the FBI rats!.. get to the manager, get the combo for the vault, which i might add could contain up to $750,000,000, so no complain'n about the cuts!! get the combo, get the money and i have two cars waiting on 6th ave.! ok? any questions?

The Men all nod in denile, as their eyes get larger as they looked at the body Henry on the floor...

 

..No? Good! now, camp out here until morning, then we get the hardware, were gonn'a need someone big to carry the B.A.R!... ahh Big Billy, just the 7"0'ft guy i need.... here ya go!... Throws the heavy Death Gun to the now on the ground Billy!..

The rest of you will recieve Thompsons and Double-Barrels, wait till morning....

 

Bank, 11:26 Hours:

 

Okay, get in, get out, no cowboy shit, Billy you go first and clear the lobby with the Gunner! okay!

within 15 seconds, all guards and most Innocents dead on the floor..

 

Okay, go fucking move it!...

Everyone Get don on the fucking floor, puts your hands where..... I.... can..... erm....Nice work Billy!, okay on second thought anyone who can still use their vocal chords... don't scream!.... wow, you really did a number on them Billy, consider your Cut raised!

Okay you four clear the way to the Vault! Two of you, come with me...

The made guys go to the vault, Maestro heads to the managers office... Bursts in...

 

Okay, whats the combination fucker!!?

Spanish Manager, struggles with a stutter and broken english...

Eh...me... a... iLL a torino banko... a ..eeeeeehhhh....M,M,M,M,MONEYSSS... NO...COMPRENDE..

Maestro now really confused and frustrated..

...What the fuck did he just say???

Never mind tie him up were gonna be here a while...

Okay you dumb bastard, whats the El Fucking Combo>???!!

Manager: No a siano sinorrrrr, el fraturinooo, el polica mo!

Shut the fuck up and write the fucking combo!!!

 

Meanwhile back at the vault:...

Tommy: ..so... You like cars George??

George: nah not my style, i'd rather a fast woman..

Big Billy: Buuuttterr F-llyy??...

Tommy/ George:...    :/ ??

 

Bank in the managers office:

 

Hey, Maestro tahts enough, he's not gonn'a give us the codes...

 

Oh.. he fucking will...

20 minutes of pure torture later...

...Aghhhh!!!!!!! 

  the managers screams as his middle finger is now property of a one LaMaestro..

 

Okay, senor!!!.... 56,,6,,45,,3,,23,,9,,13 Then starts to cry and shout abuse at Maestro

"Espero que te quemes en el infierno y el encuentro de la muerteque el hombre homosexual!!!"

 

Hmm, Maestro says...

Thanks for the combo prick, i'll send your finger to your wife!

Ok c'mon open up the vault!!!

They finally open the vault

 

Hey, wake up you assholes, heres the codes, open it!!!

The door open revealing an estimated $1,000,000,000, colours in green and gold and diamonds...

Wow ho ho!!! that must be the USA's raininy day fund!!! well c'mon get most off it!!!

they loot the Vault and on their way out they are surrounded by a wall of F.B.I and SLPD...

Wow... Says George... 

Is this how Al Capone died?(Capones Death = 1947)

The men and Maestro look at him..

Who the fuck is Al Capone? (Heist year = 1928)

...Oh, never mind... erm... oh look Cops!!

Maestro tries to think of a plan...

Hmm, if only...

A grenade is thrown at the Cops...

BOOOOM!!!

Wow?? what the fuck??

A shocked Crew shouts

 

C'mon get in the car!!!

 

Shouts Maestro Close Friend..


Ah, i knew you'd come!! go get in the fucking car!!!

..............

 

Safe Zone,  12:34 Hours:


Ok, think were ok, where the fuck did you come from?

Maestro says...

I knew shit was going down, and that you were "accidently" one man short, so here i am....

Says the The man..

Thanks a million man!

Maestro thankfully...

No, you owe me more than a million Maestro ha ha!

 

I guess i do ha!.....

 

 

...Wait, what the fuck did that Spanish Fella just say??...

 


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