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| Gossip Returns, Issue 1 | Started by: Wheeler on Feb 13, '21 21:28 |
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Tempers raged tonight, and the sale of popcorn went through the roof, as MrChaChaSlide took to the speakeasies and began an assault on the character of Jen, who he appeared to accuse of Vampire bashing. From what could be gathered by bewildered onlookers, MrChaChaSlide had taken offence at Jens ignorant criticism of vampiric reproductive practices, and the not quite apparent insult that this may or may not have caused to alleged Vampire fetishist Savannah. None of it was really very clear at all. When approached to see if he could clarify Zebedee had this to say: “I would love to, but all i know is someone is bitching about my friend with nothing but vague references and nonsense, i'd be happy to engage if there were something to engage with, it seems to me like someone just bears a grudge” Chacha continued to berate Jen for sticking her nose into other peoples business, leading to Savannah and Jen squaring off. Jen appeared to be as confused as all the rest of us, and continued to defend her position on Vampiric baby making by insisting that no offence had been meant. Savannah however appeared to have had enough, stating: “Jen you are taking it too far now as this is pissing me off right . I explained to you the other day.” In the end, multiple parties stormed out of the speakeasy in their respective violent rages. To summarise, the only concrete conclusion that has been drawn was that, indeed, Vampires Suck. The obits and funeral parlours will continue to be checked for the desiccated corpses of Zebedee and Jen, who no doubt have incurred the wrath of America’s community of Vampires. -Wheeler, Acting leader of the streets in the absence of Kuklinski. |
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