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| No Point Debate.. Or Is There | Started by: Camzilla on Mar 19, '08 03:46 |
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After a long days work, Cam gets up on his Make Shift Podium, shoots his gun in the air for everyone to listen. Everyone froze but this little squriell was still running about, so Cam shot it dead, Now thats more like it Well well well, Where do I start, hmmm... What exactly do I want this debate to be about, Im not really sure, can someone help me out. A man yells out "The Muffin man" No no, I talked about that earlier today. Then a woman shouts out "Lets debate about how that little squirrel just got killed. How do you think he is feeling? Don' you think that was a little harsh? I mean what did he ever do to you, how are you gonna just kill something for no damn reason? Cam is stunned about what this woman just said Well if thats whats you wanna talk about than so be it. So you ask why I killed that Squirrel huh? I killed that Squirrel because it was moving when I wanted everyone to be still and listen, that is total disrepsect. I might sound crazy, but I just got done drinking 5 bottels of... ummm.. Well I forgot what I was drinking, the label said "Good Shit".. Well I think it was my right to kill that Squirell, yes my right indeed. I mean if a CL wants his family members to not do something or to do something, and they do/dont do that thing, then of course they will be shot.. well maybe they will be given a warning. But that squirrel could not understand me so there is no use of giving it a warning is there. Why not shoot it? So what do you all think of that? Cam steps down from his podium, lights a cigar, and looks around only to see everyone standing with there mouth hanging down, thinking about WTF he just said Now thats what I like, thinking before speaking. |
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After a couple of minutes of silence, Basisten shuts his mouth and steps up on the podium. Why the hell did you kill a fucking squirrel!? A squirrel...! I'm sorry, perhaps you don't understand my anger... Does that mean that I am now allowed to shoot you? There's obviously no use in giving you a warning in beforehand...! Basisten picks his gun up and aims straight at Camzilla, shaking with anger |
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| Reply by: Basisten at Mar 19, '08 05:58 | |
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After witnessing the vicious and disgraeful crime, He decideds to Call the RSPCA, He goes to the nearest phone box and calls whilst giving Camzilla a disgusted look "Hello, Is that the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals?" "Ok, il need one your Hitquads onto the street," "Yes, Yes ok," "Yeah i just seen a guy shoot a squirell......Yes his names Camzilla," "wow, thats a quick respsonse time, see you in 5" Sits on a nearby bench and waits to see the RSPCA Hit sqaud turn up and punish Camzilla for his crimes against squirells |
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| Reply by: TheJoker at Mar 19, '08 07:10 | |
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*Picks up the dead squirrel, looks around, tucks it under his coat to cook for dinner later.* What? POC pays shit. We have to take it where we can get it. Thanks for dinner Cam. *Scurries off to not share his find with the crew.* |
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| Reply by: Mr_47 at Mar 19, '08 10:11 | |
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Basisten stares with amazement at Mr_47. POC actually pays you?! Oh, be darned! I am expected to pay Mr. Adrona money, not the other way around! Basisten heads muttering in the direction of nearest park. He's gonna go find a squirrel to eat. |
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| Reply by: Basisten at Mar 19, '08 10:19 | |
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| Cam just sits back watching the croud go crazy about Squirrels, then all of the sudden a black van pulls up and on the side of it wrote "RSPCA". Cam gets a little nervous and pulls out his gun, maybe this time it won't be a Squirrel | |
| Reply by: Camzilla at Mar 19, '08 13:14 | |
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Noticing the van pull up, Chuck started looking for a way to leave the area. "I know they got my face on a poster in there, but I swear those pigeons deserved everything they got." Spotting an alley, he began swiftly walking down it and away from the scene. |
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| Reply by: Chuck_Douglas at Mar 19, '08 14:41 | |
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