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It's an alien! | Started by: Zerk on Jun 09, '11 01:34 |
Zerk was wondering the busy street on his jet pack when he noticed a soap box laying on the ground. It looked used and broken. Good thing Zerk only weighs 20lbs. Zerk stepped on to the soap box as it creaked, threatening to break under him but Zerk had a story to tell so he pressed on while the box was cracking under him. Zerk looked out into the people walking around in the streets.
Zerk stepped off of the soap box and waited for names to be thrown at him with a smile across his face. |
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I recall the day I first met Zerk. I introduced myself as I would to any Friend of Ours and informed him I was a Don in the fine city of Chicago. Zerk in turn advised me that I was in the presense of a Godfather, hailing from the intergalactic crime capital of the universe *O&(*&(&&(*. I was impressed, and immediately humbled myself before him. All due respect to Mr. Zerk, but I became increasingly less impressed the more he spoke of his home galaxy and role there as the resident Crime Lord once I realized that he was the absolute last being on the entire planet. My awe of him dissapated. He reigned as Kingpin over no one. He was the last of an endangered alien species, alone on an empty rock. His petty crimes consisted of robbing deserted post offices and picking purses up off the streets, being that there were no elderly women of his ilk to snatch them from. Not even an alien schlub to con. Be that as it may, I respect the rank he achieved on the desolate planet of *O&(*&(&&(* regardless of the fact he clearly assigned the title to himself as there were no competing Mafia factions of his kind to dispute him for the title. I'd like to be the first to congratulate Zerk on his proud journey into parenthood, and may your first alien tiger child, be a masculine alien tiger child. Salut. |
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Reply by: SexyBeast at Jun 09, '11 05:04 | |
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Hogan just got out of the dressing room. Wearing his traditional red and yellow Hogan was ready to go on for another match. On his way there he saw an alien. Hogan thought he was going crazy so he immediately popped some vitamins in his mouth. Things got a little crazier when he saw a beast unlike any other beast, this beast was unbelievably sexy. Hogan was going crazy now. His eyes widened and then the oddest thing happened the little alien that weighed about twenty or so pounds began smoking! The hulkster was in just plain shock now. He took the cigaerette and handed the Zerk some vitamins and listened to The beast of sexiness speak. Then Hogan felt the need to say a few things. |
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Reply by: Hogan at Jun 09, '11 21:03 | |
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