For the past few years Tyler Durden has been scheming the perfect crime. Through painstaking cutting edge medical research, his crack team of diabolical researchers have been able to modify the Spanish flu inoculation.

Now armed with thousands of genetically modified supersoldiers, he will be flooding the cities with his men charged with the lone goal of spreading chaos, discord and other fun words.

Intel says that each soldier is marked with their ID which conveniently can be used to ascertain which phase of trials they belonged to. As time progressed, the trials became more prolific, resulting in wave after wave of better battle hardened men.

I had a little bird

Its name was Enza

I opened up the window

and in flew enza.

***BREAKING NEWS*** The code has been cracked.  By looking at their ID tattooed on their name tag, you can tell just how tough they are.  The very first one off of the production line will die at the slightest breeze.  A few hundred in it looks like they started figuring out where they were going wrong and they no longer drool on themselves. At about 1,000 they started to be able to withstand name calling.  At about 2,000 it took someone with a little experience with a gun to drop them.  At about 3,000 we will have to send our soldiers in.  At 4,000, we should only send in specialists who have some real training.  After 5,000 sir, I think we should leave those to the professionals who have spent a near lifetime honing their skills.  And after 6,000?  Well, lets just say that their genitalia is so large they can piss bullets without a flinch.

Luckily, they appear to only use normal Tyler math when returning fire regardless of their number, your uppers can fill you in if you are unsure. I suggest you coordinate with your uppers and share knowledge so you can really figure things out.  You can only be hurt if you miss.  You can mitigate your risk by shooting appropriately and balancing risk vs reward.

Mar 17, 23:39:21     You tried to WACK! SuperThug_39

 - Honesty, maybe.