The Hulkster was walking down the street when he did a flying Leg drop in the middle of the street on a random wiseguy. He pinned the guy but no count was given. He decided it was best to run into the local supermarket and grab the bag boy. Throwing the bag boy on the floor he made him count to three.

"1..2...3.. You are the winner Mr. Hogan." The Bag boy exclaimed in the most horrified voice.

The Hulkster walks around the corner of the street with his championship belt around his waist and his twenty four inch pythons randomly flexing when he randomly found the exact same soap box that the twenty pound Zerk stood upon. Hogan wanted to speak out infront of the public too. A wish to make somewhat of a profound experience of enlightenment he thought he would ask a question. Now Hogan was not a philosopher the only question he really ever asked was: Watchya gonna do when Hulk-a-mania runs wild on you brother!? With his nerves unshaken and the enormous amount of intensity in his voice Hulk, who was now on the box began to speak.

You know something dudes, I was thinking the other day about this life and what it means to me! And brother while i was sitting back in my chair i thought, "What is good and what is evil dude!?" Let me tell you something brother that we live in a world where we claim honor and respect and all these great things man, but if these are all so great that leads me to the thought How do we, who claim to hold on to these great traditions, also claim to the traditions of murder, extortion and drugs dudes!? You know for all my little Hulk-A-Maniacs who might not understand me my question is basically What is good and what is bad?! If there is such a difference of the two, then how do we seperate the two of them? How do we as human beings, You specifically as a mobster dude, distinguish what is allowed and what is not allowed?!

The hulkster falls through the soap box and looks intensly at it before ripping his Shirt he drops a few elbows upon the now thin card board. Then he grabs a smaller sized mobster and stands on there shoulders so he can be seen.

You know dude at the surface this seems to be a very solvable question man! I can hear some say it does not matter because its up to the godfathers and we have no choice. If thats the case man then what difference does good and bad really make? If we are free to do what we want but die if we make a choice we wish then there is no good and there is no bad there is just the idea of existance without the actuality of it dudes! We then become ruled by an idea of living for something that in all reality contradicts its essence, Bravado for a power to be gained then is not all we do bad!? If thats the case, If i am right dudes then we dont live in what is an honorable and respectful society do we? We would live in a world of criminals, and in that the biggest crime would be that of lying, a world where everyone lies to each other from who our bloodlines are to what we exist for! All my young hulk-a-maniacs let me hear what you think about my curious thoughts, do you agree do you disagree?

The twenty inch pythons begin flexing and the Hulksters eyes widen when he sees you. Then his left arm drops behind him while his right leg steps forward a tad bit and he points at you with that other twenty four inch python.

In my closing of my opening dudes, i want to make it clear the intention disrespect is far from me brother! I am just trying to understand why everyone says we live in a world of respect when clearly it is not, why its wrong to rogue or suicide, why its ok to fight and die for a family and all you get in your funeral is a simple two liner that says goodbye or a simple rip, why its ok to pickpocket Mr. A but not Mr. B, why do businesses exist without business owners, and what i would love to know is Whatchya gonna do when Hulk-A-Mania runs wild all over you!?

The hulkster steps off the soap box and looks around. Pulling out a paper he begins to read a note he wrote before he expected this all to begin. He reads it again. It was a simple quote to remind him about why he came out here and perhaps it could help even the youngest of minds.

Nothing is more terrible than ignorance in action---Goethe

CaptainPlanet walks up removing his bright green bowler hat and speaks.

“The thing you have to remember about respect is it varies from person to person or even Family to family, But that’s what makes this thing of our great we are all here to try and make this thing of ours a better place. The Objective is the same I am sure across the board and that’s to pave out a legacy not just for you but your family one crew might have one rule but the next one might have the opposite. You ask the question of how to know who not to pickpocket and who you can the simple answer is getting out there and getting to know the people around”.  

“If you think about how disgruntled would you be if you walking in the City and somebody stuck there hand in your pocket stealing hard earned cash. It’s not that hard to walk up to somebody and just ask if it would be alright if somewhere down the line you honed your skills on them on the provider that you at least give there drivers licence back I don’t know about you but that line at the Licence Department is a killer.

“As far as living and dying by choices well let’s be honest here we all know what’s right and wrong and the things that are going to see you sleeping with the fishes and I know some people are quick to jump and say it’s the leaderships fault. Truth is let’s say you have a crew of thirty guys spread out all over different city’s all operating at different times of the day and night it’s to be fair a logistical nightmare and yes you can do things to minimise this by such things and Sub Crew and the like but for me I think the majority of us all know what respect is and the majority of it is common sense in my opinion”.

“My closing thoughts is this Hogan if you have any doubt in your mind about what you are doing go to those in your family who have been around the block I am sure they will be more than willing to help you out because your success in the long run helps them succeed because we all know in this life of ours your only as good as your weakest link”.

 CaptainPlanet puts his hat back on and walks away

Everything is peaches and cream, widly wonderful, and incredibly pocket filling until you get caught. When you're in the grasp of Johnny Law, then things are deemed as evil and unjust. When you steal that old ladies purse, its all for your greater good. You benifit from it, enjoy the rewards of the petty cash even. But to her, its just evil. Basically, good and evil are in the eye of the beholder. To the crook, the hitter, or even the powerful Godfathers, everything they do is good, for it benifits them. They're unconcerned with how they got it, just concerned that they have it. They're deemed evil by the rest of society, but the ones in power are unphased by these petty words.

The hulkster listens as Captain Planet spoke his words. It was a shame that he walked away before Hogan had a chance at speaking so in reality he felt his thoughts would be unnecessary. Yet he found that maybe he should still share them in case the others who had heared Captain Planet felt the same way would too would be corrected in Hulks original thoughts.

Let me tell you hulksters something, You know im not quite sure if you understood what i was asking being that it was my intense way of speaking. My question was not How do we respect one another? My question was not what is right and what is wrong dudes! No brother my question is why is it right and why is it wrong!?

If Hogan recited his own words maybe his complex mind would bear down into the simpleness that is common sense in the world of Mafioso. In a world that claims Honor and Respect is any of that honestly ever true? Hogan thinks thats a good thing to say so he says it.

You know dude, in a world were we claim things like honor and loyalty and respect is any of that honestly ever ture brother? If we are loyal dudes the question is why are we loyal? For what do we gain out of this loyalty? If we are good, how is what we do good and fine? If you would say Hogan stop complaining and leave this life if it does not suit you then let me first stop you and say this is what the streets were built for and time and time again the same old questions come back here dude and this is the one question that i hardly believe is ever solved dudes!

"My closing thoughts is this Hogan if you have any doubt in your mind about what you are doing go to those in your family who have been around the block I am sure they will be more than willing to help you out because your success in the long run helps them succeed because we all know in this life of ours your only as good as your weakest link".---CaptainPlanet

With the utmost respect Captain, we all know this life of ours is only ever really great when the streets are flooded with questions and debates. Soon if nothing steps up the fall of the knuckle will once again be the fall of the streets! This is why brother i come out here and ask these questions!

Hogan still awaits what others might hopefully have to say.

Stallion gallops along the streets. Hearing a little commotion around the corner he goes to investigate. Spotting Hogan addressing the crowd, Stallion stands back and has a listen to what his wonderful member had to say. Sighing at Hogan riping another of his yellow shirts Stallion thinks to himself that Hogan has cost him more money in buying those silly yellow shirts than he has in making money. With Hogan finally finished and few people responding Stallion decided he should add something himself.

"Thumbs up for bringing what I think is a very good question to our streets Hogan. You will find some more boxes of yellow shirts waiting for you in the Head Quarters. An ancestor of mine breached this topic long ago in a discussion. I can tell you he got ridiculed, mocked, other people even said they were disgusted with him. He even thought his own Godfather wasn't happy even though he understood what my ancestor was getting at. What he said was there was no honour in what we do and that he didn't have honour. Essentially saying everything we do is morally wrong. He was a very direct guy and not very good with trying to speak his mind properly. But I understood what he was getting at. If you look at the whole world, at all the different societies and people then yes I guess you could say that what my ancestor said was right. But that is the problem. We don't look at the rest of the world. The only thing that matters to us is our world and our way of life."

"We have honour, respect, loyality when following what is essitially the mafia world. This is who we are and this is how our world is run. Sure I might steal money off innocent people but I also would gladly jump infront of a bullet for my own Godfather. To a pencil dick tree hugger I might be "evil" but to us and our society I am a mobster and I do what I am suppose to do. I steal from people who are not apart of our world to make money for my city and my family, to support them. I do an evil deed to do a good deed you could say."

"Do define why something is wrong or right is to hard and really the words right or wrong don't belong here. Cause it isn't about right or wrong but about what is good for business. Three things matter in this world. Your city, Your family, and yourself. It's all about taking care of these things. If you have to do what is considered a morally wrong deed by the outside world to achieve this then quite simply that is what you have to do and all proper mobsters out there would understand that. Honour defined by the outside world doesn't belong here and by that definition I am not a honourable man. But honour in relation to our world and how we run things here, then yes I am a honourable man or at least try to be."

"So Hogan, right or wrong, good or evil. I try not do judge things I do or see around here with those labels cause really it's all business and that is why we are all here. Business."

Finally finished Stallion pulls out a carrot from his top pocket and begins to chomp down on it waiting to see if anyone else has input on this discussion