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CreepyPervert stands in his trench coat, slowly walking through the allyways of the city of Chicago, until he comes to a bus stop. Upon noticing you he runs up and rips open his trench coat revealing nothing but what god gave him, and laughs like a maniac as he runs off. |
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*writes a letter to God asking him to give CreepyPervert a pair of childrens underwear |
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As she walks down the street, Celeste takes a side glance towards the man in the trench coat. Upon seeing the heat he is packing, she immediately goes temporarily blind and staggers into traffic.
"Oh God!" she screams in agony, "My eyes!" |
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Leo slams his foot onto the brakes as Celeste stumbles in front of him
CAREFUL! |
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CreepyPervert runs out from his hiding spot, runs up to the comottion in the streets, and whips open his trench coat again.
MUAHAHAHA I LOVE LETTUCE SANDWHICHES ON RYE BREAD!
With that seemingly random comment he leaves. |
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In the distance Celeste can hear the offensive man screaming something about sandwiches. Desperately she clutches at her eyes, hearing the screeching of wheels as cars try their best to maneuver around her.
"Whyyyy?!" she screams, removing one of her hands from her dull, non-seeing eyes and shaking her fist at the sky. "Why do you forsake me?!" |
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Down the street a ways, Creepy Pervert runs into some more people, and begins convulsing, shaking, foaming at the mouth. When one runs to help him he stops, cackles insanely, and exposes himself again
I DROOL FOR THE POWERS OF THE THIRD EYE! |
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Wow its like looking at a Manequin |
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Stopped in his tracks, Maneq....Creepy Pervert looks at Snake Eyes
IT IS NOT! IT'S BLOODY COLD OUT!
He then runs away, soft sobs heard from his nude figure. |
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my work here is done....... for now.
But whenever someone needs to insulted I will be there............. |
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Creepy Pervert runs up behind Snake Eyes and pulls down his pants and runs away, pointing and laughing. |
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Leo points and laughs from his car, quickly pulls up and grabs Celeste and drives off. |
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Basisten walks past the scene, suddenly remembering what his mother used to tell him: All that glitter ain't gold. |
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Well of course it isnt gold, its diamond studded |
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Creepy Pervert runs up to the pet store and presses his genitals against the glass scaring all the little Birday's around. |
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Ada hears loud noises from the pet shop and sees a man in a trenchcoat exposing his family jewels.
I guess he loves animals in that way.
She walks by him laughing. |
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