The silhouette of a spikey haired person emerges from a shady allyway behind the liquor store. As he steps out into the poorly lit street you make out that the masked man is clutching a stack of cash in his fist. He pauses for a moment looking back over his shoulder into the dark passage between the buildings.

I dont care how unfriendly you think that was... The masked man looks up at the moonlight then back into the ally as another figure emerges, appearing alot worse for wear than Madara. Clutching his rib cage and wheezing as he breathes he drops to his knee's and begs for his monthly paycheck

You obviously didn't hear the word on the street, hmm? Alright then, take it.

Madara throws the money on the floor infront of the ruffed up man

Any other time you want a hero you can just call on your godess Athyna or scream out 'Batman, please save me!' and maybe, just maybe you wont be wasting your breath... but right here and now, you can either put up n shut up, or get out of St.Louis, kid.

Madara stares intently at his latest victim as he speaks.

As you go, let all who can hear you know what I say here and now

As of noon, (12:00 game time) on this the 18th of June till noon on sunday the 19th EVERY SINGLE OCCUPANT OF ST.LOUIS is to be used. I will prove to the whole world that I, Madara of St.Louis am the greatest pick pocket in exsistance and I dare, nay. Double dare anybody and everybody to prove me wrong.

Madara pulls out a poster from under his cloak and sticks it up on the wall of the liquor store

Pick Pocket Prestige Competition

Rules:

1. 50k to enter. $3,000,000 is the prize.

2. 1 successfull PP = 1 successful PP. Get more in the 24 hours than me to win.

3. Only the St.Louis criminal class are targets (regardless of their location or profile)

4. There is no 2nd/3rd place. It is simply YOU against ME.

 

To make sure people aren't randomly trying to violate the pockets of St.Louis residents who ordinarily consider pickpocketing an unwanted activity in their life, applications and entry fees are to be sent to the Godfather -BosterGeorgeJung himself.

Finally, I would wish you all luck but I dont want to sound disingenuous

Fox couldn't help herself but jump up and down in excitement, she wanted to win, no need to win. This was her chance to get some serious competition going and she didn't want to wait another minute. Throwing fifty grand in Madara's way, she runs off into the distance to find her next target. 

Madara tears down the old poster off the wall of the liquor store and replaces it with another

     Jun 19, '11 11:59      You PICKPOCKETED! RobertMorissette.
    Jun 19, '11 10:56     You PICKPOCKETED! BennyfromtheBronx.
    Jun 19, '11 09:26     You PICKPOCKETED! eminem_.
    Jun 19, '11 06:10     You PICKPOCKETED! Whippie.
    Jun 19, '11 05:10     You PICKPOCKETED! Loner-again.
    Jun 19, '11 04:09     You PICKPOCKETED! Whippie but walked away with nothing.
    Jun 19, '11 03:07     You PICKPOCKETED! Toby_.
    Jun 19, '11 02:02     You PICKPOCKETED! ChristopherSabbagh.
    Jun 19, '11 01:01     You PICKPOCKETED! GenoPazzini but walked away with nothing.
    Jun 18, '11 23:54     You PICKPOCKETED! Ares.
    Jun 18, '11 22:54     You PICKPOCKETED! GenoPazzini.
    Jun 18, '11 21:49     You PICKPOCKETED! Spider-Man.
    Jun 18, '11 20:48     You PICKPOCKETED! Frank_Latuso.
    Jun 18, '11 19:48     You PICKPOCKETED! crEx but walked away with nothing.
    Jun 18, '11 18:48     You PICKPOCKETED! Choot.
    Jun 18, '11 17:36     You PICKPOCKETED! Magneto_.
    Jun 18, '11 14:02     You PICKPOCKETED! Alonzo.
    Jun 18, '11 13:01     You PICKPOCKETED! drummond.
    Jun 18, '11 12:01     You PICKPOCKETED! Alonzo but walked away with nothing.

Jun 19, '11 06:08     An unidentified assailant tried to PICKPOCKET you
Jun 19, '11 04:10     An unidentified assailant tried to PICKPOCKET you
Jun 19, '11 03:09     -BostonGeorgeJung tried to PICKPOCKET you.
Jun 19, '11 03:06     An unidentified assailant tried to PICKPOCKET you
Jun 19, '11 00:52     Spider-Man tried to PICKPOCKET you. You took $29519 instead of beating him up.
Jun 18, '11 22:57     An unidentified assailant tried to PICKPOCKET you
Jun 18, '11 21:53     An unidentified assailant tried to PICKPOCKET you
Jun 18, '11 20:44     Frank_Latuso tried to PICKPOCKET you.
Jun 18, '11 17:36     An unidentified assailant tried to PICKPOCKET you
Jun 18, '11 12:23     Jade tried to PICKPOCKET you. You took $175 instead of beating him up.

Madara flexes.

I'd like it noted that not once in this 24 hours did a single person even manage to get their fingers into my pocket to feel the lovely hamster skin wallet I have there. I was not exagerating or boasting above my weight when I say I am the greatestest ever! Muwhahahah

For anybody who entered, read my list and think they've still bested me... first of all, wow. give your self a clap thats some hardcore determination and secondly send your PP records to teh big BGJ to claim your prize monies ^^

Madara suddenly disappears from the street in a swirly vortex