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| Tads Bank Of Badassery Profit Making Vault | Started by: Tad_O`Connor on Sep 26, '07 13:01 |
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Tad's Bank Of Badassery is pleased to announce that it is expanding its line of banking services. Augmenting our current lineup will be Tad's Vault Of Badassery. You will now be able to safely store your assets and earn a profitable interest in the process. How Much Interest We Pay ======================== All deposits into our vault will earn a 5% non-compounding interest rate for every full 24 hour period of your investment. Example: Deposit 1 million. 10 days later, you withdraw your 1 million plus an additional 500,000 in interest. To Deposit ========== Have your accountant wire the funds to Tad_O`Connor. No further communication is needed. Your transaction will be logged. To Withdraw =========== You can only withdraw your entire amount of your account. (Feel free to redeposit any amount). Send a letter to Tad_O`Connor requesting the emptying of your account. The entire amount plus its interest will be wired back to you within 24 hours. In The Event Of Account Holders Death ===================================== In the event of your death, your offspring or associates will be eligible to retrieve 25% of your account. The remaining 75% is absorbed to cover our costs. To retrieve your funds in the event of your death, the pass code is your book keeper's exact entry of the deposit, including the time stamp and dollar amount. We are not responsible for someone posing as you and retrieving using your timestamp and dollar amount. Use non-rounded dollar amount to ensure pass code obscurity. An Example Pass code: Sep 19, '07 10:35 Your accountant has made payment of $524,996 to Tad_O`Connor In The Event Of Vault Closure ============================= Your funds are guaranteed. In the event of any incident which results in the damaging of the bank or its name, please allow 2 days for a new location to be created and funds to be properly repositioned. Vault Security ============== Our vault is protected by a very large group of professional bodyguards to increase the security of your money. |
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