Custard KingQueenpin Feeling Effect of Quarantine

News coming out of South Philly this week is not great for the custard loving population of the six cities.  Following an outbreak of ratitisis at her flagship west coast eatery, the always glamourous Tammy has been forced to stay at home resulting in her being unable to service customers at The Lib_ in Los Angeles as well as Today’s Special Custard Dish in Philadelphia.

Tammy at The Lib_

With the outbreak starting at The Lib_, the Los Angeles mayor issued an ordered a stay at home mandate for all Joint Custardy staff members that after further investigation was lifted except for the proprietor, Tammy.  This was followed up by a similar order being issued by the Philadelphia mayor until the outbreak has subsided.  Attempts to reach Tammy for comment were successful however her heavier duty mask made understanding the answers incredibly difficult.

Tammy in her new mask

The impact of these closures is being felt most keenly within Tammy’s home city itself while the entire Today’s Special Custard Dish premises was being fumigated and fogged.  One disappointed customer who did not wish to be named said it was a travesty.  He had turned up wearing all the relevant PPE determined by his local government and if Tammy was taking all reasonable precautions then he should be free to enjoy her cootie custard any time he damn well pleased.

Disappointed customer

Where does this put rumours of Tammy’s rumoured flotation of her custard enterprise? 

Are the only things floating at The Lib_, the accidental floaters in the coffee?

Tammy has asked that there is no public discussion of her condition but she is happy to accept all messages of support in her time of need.

Always having been a fan of the National Enquirer, albeit never actually having read any copy, Tammy noticed the newspaper being shoved under her office door. Tammy assumed Dino had received new colouring pencils and would have made some drawings of sunglasses on the pictured people and he felt the need to share his results.
Tammy stood up and picke up the paper.

Because she had little on hands currently, as the scheduled press conference of Team Tammy Boxing Management in which she wanted to announce the fight between Francis FancisClownnose and ZebrishRed, had been cancelled for this afternoon, she decided to actually read the paper, instead of using it to light her wood stove. She sat down and started reading and immediately felt a bit awkward. The whole edition seemed to be about her very own ratititis and the effects on her businesses. It even showed a disappointed Godfather and customer Borat as a centerfold.

As she finished the paper, she stood up and tore a page out, taking a stapler and fixed the centerfold on the custard-yellow walls. She smiled, mumbling

That was rather respectful for National Enquirer standards..