"I am going to make this brief for reasons I am sure you can understand. A lot of you are of course wondering what the fuck is going on. I too consistently wonder the same thing in this line of work, so i am going to break down the timeline of events that transpired today. 

A hand in Harisons and a number of associates were involved in the WS catching of Avocato the other night. I took the unfortunate decision to shoot Harison and his made men. Following the death, Tammy admitted to Borat that he had shot Avocato. It was confirmed he did this with the help of Harison's RH and other associates. As Tammy was confessing to Borat he shot honesty and then Borat decided to shoot Tammy. After Borat shot Tammy the heart break of the betrayal pushed Borat to retire. 

For anyone that calls bullshit, i suggest you approach the Kin of the fallen, as they will set you straight.

This has been the worst day in my career, I've lost two amazing friends in Borat and Harison, both of whom were vital in helping Philly grow over the last few months"

Thank you for coming forward. Interesting stuff.

Also, fuck maple syrup. We should all band together to burn all the syrup in the world.

very close to the truth, but not exactly how it happened.

If you knew who else was involved, i'd imagine it would be an even sadder day.

However our ancestors had fun.  We did what this world should be doing and I doubt a single one of us regret our actions.

It was a hell of a day.

also, while i'm being an angry avian, to omit Tammy from your list of people who helped Philly grow is, frankly childish and disrespectful, regardless of what transpired.

'HOOOOOOOOOOOONK*

*Flaps wings angrilly*

Ty asher for clearing this up, much respect!

ROFL

Tammy was a she!

Asher is right in what he says. He made all the right calls. I told Avocato I am sorry for what Tammy did and have been totally honest about everything that happened. 

And yes, we had an incredibly fun time in the HQ with Dino, which is what this place should be about. Mafia, trust, intiges and having fun.

For anyone that calls bullshit, i suggest you approach the Kin of the fallen, as they will set you straight.

I call bullshit, does that mean I have to talk to myself?  You only have stripped off the first layer of the onion here.

Quite deliciously that first layer had quite a number of skins, there are many more to go.

Staleness is killing this world.

Not everyone wants to run around hunting for fucking Easter eggs.

Hey guys look, I'm MaxSteele, my fathers family committed a grave crime and got punished but I'm going to come to the streets to whine about the world being stale when I was a part of the problem.

Lilith nearly choked on her glass of wine as she heard a voice of a now retired man, body still warm and eyes still wide open.

You know, that story doesn't sound half bad, really. Also sounds like your good trusted friends only decided to tell you half of it.

That could literally all very well of been true. Except for the embellished line. 

Most of South Side and 12th street might not have had a clue about upcoming events, but some of them definitely did and that was the reason for it. You see these embellished line's Godmother Lilith had received were in the form of undoctored, raw, uncut, pristine tip top shape really.

One of my very own underbosses of Chicago was very clearly planning to shoot someone with a few more no-ones. Maybe that wasn't such a big deal, except pal clearly felt the need to give way, way too many details or maybe it was just frustrations building and said person trying to feel out another's reaction with no true plans in play, nonetheless this coming from someone my most Loyal Underboss vouched for, action had to be taken. 

Also, some of you seem to forget Kaya and Myself were quite the dynamic duo of Rhw/Lhw for quite some time here in Chicago. Maybe it'll cross your mind next time you try to piece together a few more pieces to your puzzle.