Mob News II

               Hello all. And, welcome back to the “great and wonderful” Mob News! Let me make a small announcement before I go on my paper. Even though the Chuckle Knuckle is gone. I still was going to post this to the world anyways. Not just because a paper went out. Just saying. On to the paper!

 July 12^th:

 Well on July 12^th, a few moments after posting the Chuckle Knuckle II by Chuckle. The paper went bye-bye. The Chuckle Knuckle was a second edition famous paper which was formally made by Chuckle (The Creators) ancestor. Which was called the “Gwarble Barble.” A famous paper which in all honesty I quite enjoy too. But, after the second paper went out, it had to be cancel. Why, you might ask?

 To find out the reason, Chuckle went to the streets to give out an explanation to why his paper went bye-bye. He went to say; quote to quote: 

“certain people decided that they did not appreciate being mentioned within 'The Chuckle Knuckle'. They determined that being the butt of any jokes, regardless of their sincerity or minor nature, was not to their liking.” –Chuckle.

 So, the Godfather of Chicago (Roman.) made a suggestion to the paper to the harassing of people because of some people can’t take the jokes seriously. To be the better man also. The names of the people who can’t the jokes are not going to be said. Also in the contrary. Not allow to be talk about the 6 cities in Mob World. So, at the end of it all. Chuckle took the paper down. Didn’t like to see this happen. Good luck to you Chuckle.

July 13^th:

 On July 13^th, a Detroit Don went down. His name: Benton_Frazer. The newly CL went down today for his banner that was hanging outside his HQ. The gods didn’t like his banner of some weird symbol on it. Anyways the gods didn’t like it. So therefore they poisoned him or a lightning bolt or SOMETHING killed him. In the meanwhile it also took the RHM Ice with some others. In all fairness Ice wasn’t seen for a while during this. But, the other members took the banner as a sign of respect and loyalty to it if they stayed with the crew. It’s sad for him to go the most personally to me. Because I was his Associate when InspectorGadget was a Don for Detroit. Rest in Peace Benton and his crew.

Interview with SexyBeast 

Dedicated to Augustus

1. Discuss your thoughts on the crew you've assembled. How would you best describe them?

I couldn't be happier with the group of men I've assembled thus far. I like to look at my crew as a work in progress, but we have a strong foundation. Like all crews, it started off slow with just a handful of strong guys that I know and trust and went from there. Some of these men come from Family Trees that my ancestors worked for or with in the past. Others are newer to This Thing of Ours but show great potential. But even the ones who may be a little wet behind the ears I have no doubt will grow to be great Mafioso, as myself and the rest of my crew are always willing to help. I ask of my crew that they all find a role in the Family and work to excel in that role. So far they have all lived up to my expectations, and I hope to live up to the expectations they have of me.

   2. Recently, your new LHM, Chuckle, decided to cease publication of his newspaper. What are your feelings on this?

I was sad to see it go, and I know he took pride in the work he put out on the streets. The fact he enjoyed writing it undoubtably made his decision to stop writing it that much harder. But despite theories that he was censored, he very nobly stepped down from writing it and put his own passions to the wayside for what he felt was for the greater good of his Family, and he will always have my respect for that. I for one hope to see it resurface, but I understand why he chose to stop. Be that as it may, his paper much like many of the other papers out there today are mostly tabloid fodder and junk food for the brain. If I had a nickel for every time Chuckle begged me to do an interview for his rag, I'd probably be able to afford two thousand bodyguards and keep them fully trained at all times. But i chose not to. I would prefer my words and my brilliance be published in a prominent, legitimate news source, such as yours my good man Sweeney. 

   3. Your family harlot, BarbaraAmmer, was recently seen bin dipping in the Chicago Business District. Is it true that working conditions for Cheese Syndicate members are of below average quality?

BarbaraAmmer just may find herself in a bin if she doesn't learn to shut her trap. If I find out it was her that is spreading these horrible lies about my crews' work conditions, she'll be seeing the back of my hand. In fact, at the rate she's going, I'd be surprised if she makes it past Capo

   4.Finally, your RHM is the legendary PizzaTheHut. How are you able to continue building the legacy of this seemingly larger than life figure?

It's actually the easiest job in the world. The legacy builds itself. His namesake is indeed legendary, with his memory being kept alive by his loyal fanbase. His one-sentence street announcement resurfaced periodically for a year's time until two cities were eventually banned from responding in it. The original PizzaTheHutt was a hero and my RHM is as well. Prior to Pizza taking the role of my Right-Hand Man, he served as a loyal soldato to Don Kimble, and was the catalyst to the city of LA under CharlieCroker's downfall. The original PizzaTheHutt died an Earner with nothing to leave behind but a half-assed one sentence death announcement. However the modern-day PizzaTheHut brought down a city as a goomba. Well not really, but that is how I intend to spin it in the history books. It's indeed a legendary namesake and I am proud to have such an esteemed man sitting at my right hand as my crew's Underboss.

Interview with RoRog

Notice: Sorry to make this so short RoRog. I couldn't think of any questions.

1. Before we start. I was trying to get some questions for you to ask. Here’s one from BGJ: Do you really love the lamp? Or are you just saying it because you saw it?

The only thing I love more is carpet.

   2.How do you feel New Orleans is rank out of the other cities in this thing of ours? Do you find it the most stable out of the bunch?

 It doesn't matter how we rank compared to other cities. We are who we are and how we rank is just needless speculation.

 As far as New Orleans goes I think its safe to say were stable enough for our own liking.

   3.I’ll ask the same questions I asked SexyBeast. Chuckle decided to cease publication of his newspaper. What are your feelings on this?

 I think its been beaten in the ground enough. Its too bad things went how they did but at the end of the day we're all probably better off for it.

June 14th:

No News to Report... 

June 15th:

No News to Report...

June 16th:

A pention started for to re-enstablish the paper; "Chuckle Knuckle" It started by a man that is in the same crew with Chuckle. His name: Gordon_Zola. He went on to the streets to try to convince people to bring the paper back with a Massive "Aye". Many people came to the reasons of bringing it back. Some CL's, LHM, RHM, and etc. came to say an "aye" even me. But, still facts are that the paper won't be coming back. As far as we know. Also, Chuckle never came to the streets to discuss it.

June 17th:

Godfather BGJ of Saint Louis came to the streets today to discuss important events coming to Saint Louis 00:00 June 18th. Including:

Drabble Competition! - A 100 word story about an arrival to Saint Louis.

Short Story Competition! - Write a short story of course!

Group PickPocket Competition! - A team based PP contest

Mafia Trivia! - Questions about the Mafia world.

Free Roll Poker Tourney! - A poker game tournament.

Special Event: 24 hours of PickPocket Contest vs. Madara! - A PP contest agianst Madara.

Also including:

New Bussinesses to open!

Jailbreaks!

Roleplays!

The Opening of the Babylon Casino!

Begins 00:00 June 18th to 00:00 June 20th.

Be back on June 20th heading to show you the winners!

June 18th: 

(I'm not repeating myself with the St Louis Competitions. At the June 20th Headline. I'll discuss the winners.)

 But, this is the day where all the competions I said on the June 17th Headline begins today!

June 19th:

No News to report...

June 20th:

On this day. The Outlaws Crew Leader came to the streets today. The first word of Crew Leader of the Outlwas: Marston. Is: "To New Beginnings." But, what does this mean? Marston went on went with his speech about what has been happened today. Going along with DeadlySin and DeadlysBitch; they exit the limo. He made the annoucement word for word:

"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining me on this special day where I make Los Angeles my home! Shortly after the fall of New York and the tragic death of Don Gaius, leader of Las Vegas, it was decided by the other city heads that I would be granted the opportunity to run day to day operations in the city of Los Angeles…" - Marston

Leaving Las Vegas to LA. Marston is doing. The only crew in LA at the time.

Before leaving to go to his new HQ. Marston wants to thank a couple of people: Whatsername and Gauis. Two former CL that were killed from a war about a month ago. Them two were a key part of making Marston a CL in Las Vegas.

Good Luck to Marston and the Outlaws.

Little later out on the day of Marston going to LA. A CL named of donmorrison was dead. A Wackback I been hearing is the reason that donmorrison had died. A Chicago protection were listed to members of him. Durring the annoucement. Godfather of Chicago came out to say something:

"A few announcements, first, rest in peace donmorrison.  What a horrible loss.  BobTheAstronut will be setting up in Chicago to take over donmorrison's family.  Furthermore, Kimble will be re-assuming control of a family, and if his second run is as successful as the first, we are in for a treat." - Roman

Deeply sorry for the lost of Morrison and congrats to BobTheAstronut. Former RHM of Morrison. 

Now to the competition winners!:

Drabble Contest: There was a total of 4 categories. Not going to discuss them. Just the winners: Praiso, -Kompton87, Bismark, and Aldo. They all win 1 million. But, for the people who enter the contest but lost. Saint Louis feel like they can't let them do that for nothing! So Alonzo will be giving people money for competiting for it.

Poker game: The winner of the poker game was no other then the person who hosted it: Jewish_Jake. He takes home 1M. Second place was the Saint Louis Godfather -BGJ. And, with him goes scrap money for him: 500K.  While 3rd goes to Athyna-Grinz. Who takes home 250K

Story Contest: The money in this contest was high! 2M for 1st, 1M for 2nd, and 500K for 3rd. Only that 6 people enter the contest; they're still winners. 1st: My CL: FOX. 2nd: TheBigEasy. and 3rd: Was a tie between Sonny & Bonaserita!

PP Contest: Where robbing the CL, RHM's, and LHM's give you big points! People had the chance to pick teams or not. But, anyways. Here the winners!: 1st: Alabama's team! 2nd: Fox and her team! 3rd: Just Raptor! Congrats!

Madara PP Contest: Madara has not even got PP'ed once in the whole competition! Can't really say who won the contest. Sorry.

Mafia Trivia: How well you know your Gangsters. This one came with 4 rounds. After the 4 rounds. The winners are: 1st: Trevor. 2nd: Raptor. 3rd: VinoGandor

June 21st:

As I hope most of you know. That Benton_Frazer was shot down by the gods the other day. So someone needs to refill his spot. And who else is better then InspectorGadget's old RHM? That man is name: Guiseppe. My old mentor in this thing of ours. He'll be along side with two other CL's and Godfather Inspector. I hope he can do well.

Notes:

I like to thank everyone who's been in part of the paper. RoRog and SexyBeast. If, someway shape or form I hurt your feelings or something. Please mail me so. I'll be taking donations. Small or large. I don't care. And, your name will be place on the paper to thanks. Hope you have a good day.

HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!

Tortio stood with the paper under his arms before he drifted away.

"Nice job man, keep it up"

That was an excellent read, great job buddy. ;D

Long live PizzaTheHut.

It is refreshing to see a legendary publication such as Mob News return to our streets.

Great work, Sweeney.

I look forward to seeing next week's edition.

So nice to see your paper again Sweeney. I enjoy reading it even if at first I only have time to skim it, I always make it back to finish the great read whether its on a long flight or just a trip to the bathroom. Again great job Sweeney it's a pleasure knowing you are family. Can't wait to see the next edition.

great job, Twinny bfff!! ;)

A good read.   Thanks for keep people in the loop as too whats going on in this world.   Although why the intreview with SexyBeast?    Surely you could've intreviewed someone much more attractive....  like me.

an enjoyable read.. particularly like the interview segment with SexyBeast

good job

Undead get the paper from the paper boy then Undead graps his Coke Cola and walks away.

Joey rolled the paper.

A fine read, I must say. And I love carpets too!

"Good read man keep it up"

iRod rolled the paper under his arm and strolled away.

Telkin walks down the street coolly, swinging his hands at his sides, with a look on his face as if he was in deep thought. Strolling through the park, a floating piece of paper catches his eye. Snatching it out of the air, he sits underneath an oak tree and begins to read. The people passing by him keep giving him strange looks, perhaps because it wasn't often they saw a grown man in a suit sitting on the ground. What did Telkin care though? He had ten more of them sitting at home. Chuckling here and there, Telkin finally finishes the paper and wonders to himself when the next issue will be published, for it was indeed a decent enough read. 

Runnung through the park, Guido stops to observe an enourmous oak tree but as he looks from top to bottom, he notices a man sitting on the floor clutching a new paper like it was worth millions.. Guido carries on running til he is out of sight of the strange man and sneaks round to the back of the tree where the man was sat..
After looking round the tree, Guido notices the man is still sat there but now asleep so Guido gets on his hands and knees and crawls over towards him and snatches the news paper and replacing it with a used diaper..
Stepping back round the tree, Guido also sits down and starts to read..
Some considerable time later, Guido wakes up with a used daiper under his arm and a man just walking away from him holding the newspaper..

Excellent ready Sweeny..
Keep it up..