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Gory Planet: Las Vegas Edition | Started by: Ryman_Branson on Apr 16, '21 08:59 |
Gory Planet Travel Guides - A Good Guide Hoy Dia Means No Bad Flight Mañana.*Welcome everyone to the second guide to one of the glorious cities. This edition we are looking at the scratchy buttcrack of Los Vegas. A necessary evil...like actually scratching your own arse...we all do it but nobody admits to going there. As with all similar productions, most of the content is provided by our loyal readers but where necessary some artistic licence will find its way there. Las Vegas Facts
Vegas Places To StayThe one thing most people know about Vegas is the fuckton of hotels available for the gamblers among you. If you’re looking for a slightly less legal home, check out these places: Big choice. Gory planet have no opinion on any of the choices but as one of the longest standing cities around, it’s like putting your cash into gold. Safe and secure, until all of a sudden it’s not. Attractiveness Index1 - Los Angeles 2 - Las Vegas Safety IndexLess than a death a day over the last little while. More than Los Angeles but even still, safe like investments in gold. Las Vegas BusinessesGory Planet hope that the anticipation of ending up within the Gory Planet guide, advertising that money simply can not buy, is helping to drive tourists to the Las Vegas business district There is no custard related business within the top twenty business to warrant extending it beyond a top 10. The information is correct at time of printing so if you think another business should be on this list, contact our complaints department. Contact Toobad Sosad and he will direct your complaint to the appropriate trash bn. Los Angeles has always had a thriving business community, even for the period when it was briefly called Seattle. The author’s guide to Los Angeles, comrade Purple, was unavailable to help so Gory Planet had to do the research themselves. Thanks Purple, thanks a lot.
Reader’s OpinionsFirst Thoughts On Las Vegas
Las Vegas Is A Place To Visit Because
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The Best Thing About Las Vegas
The Worst Thing About Las Vegas
ConclusionLas Vegas has many attractive attributes, it’s proximity to Pahrump, the departure lounge and MoYan. I mean, MoYan is not conventionally attractive...sure...but when you peel back the layers, like a game of pass the parcel that lasts six weeks...you eventually get to the prize inside. Visit Vegas, only a 90 minute bus ride from Pahrump. |
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Laughing to herself she tucked the paper under her arm, "Lovely as always, Ryman" she said. "Although I can't say I'm going to marry a goose, or much less anyone else. Could you imagine someone daft enough to put up with me for years?" she shook her head, "Not a chance." |
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Reply by: Georgette at Apr 16, '21 09:01 | |
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Yo would, @Courgette.. If I wouldn't sentir obliged to arte to put todo mi effort in pintar.. But regresando to the core.. Ryman_Branson, what an piece extraordinario of guía you have delivered. I see verde, veo white, I see blue and amarillo-near-orange, yo veo beautiful colores, and despite the lack of rojo y púrpura, yo would like to applaud en publico for tí. Al aspecto inferior, about the content, it tambien is muy interesting to know por que people house en Las Vegas, cómo the residents think, why gente fly to Las Meadows y that there are tan mucho posibilidades to visit en The Vegas. I nunca knew there aren't unos ferro-alloys allá.. Proxima time I will visit Pahrump, yo will seguramente make un detour via The Meadows, con this guide under my arm. Muchas graciases, señor Ryman_Branson! |
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Reply by: FrancescitoGoyita at Apr 16, '21 10:07 | |
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After reading the paper WhyBother thanked the editor for his great work to getting all this good reading out from Las Vegas. He puts the paper under his left arm and walks so out again in the city where the lights were about to go out after a good day and now soon the night getting closer.
He stood there with a smile on his face after thinking so much fun he just read in the paper, he lights up a smoke and then turn left to a meeting he had with some really old and goodd friends in town. |
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Reply by: WhyBother at Apr 22, '21 20:48 | |
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BlackBlack reads the information booklet and has some giggles to himself. Coming from a long line of gamblers, he is familiar with many of the sites that Las Vegas has to offer. He even acts as an assistant at one of the places to stay. BlackBlack takes a swig from his hip flask and continues on his way, grinning about the great times he has had in Vegas. |
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Reply by: BlackBlack at Apr 23, '21 05:15 | |
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Herbert walked up to the news stand and paid the fee for the paper before looking it over. It had been quite a while since he saw a paper around here, he always loved reading them, and he hoped he would continue to see more. It used to be a time honored tradtiion in this thing of ours to have a paper running. It was the best way to get the inside scoop on what was going on in the other 6 cities and without it you were left to gossip and rumors. "Quite and interesting read" He said to the man running the news stand. "You know what, can I get a pack of gum and some cigarettes while you're at it." He said and he plopped another few bucks down on the table. He went back to reading and figured he out to send a mail to Ryland and let him know how much he appreciated his hard work. The reason you didn't see papers so often any more was how much work it was that you had to put into it for it to be any decent. Let alone that if you want to have collaborators and decent columns, you were talking about hours and hours of work just for a 20 min read once a week by the patrons. Never the less it was something that mattered, something that should be thanked, something that people only regret they dont' have when it's gone. "You know what, I'll take two." Herbert said plopping some more money down and grabbing another paper. As he strolled away from the news stand he gave the paper to a near by bum. Maybe he would read it and learn something, or maybe just use it for some bedding. Either way, he was still supporting the cause a little bit more. |
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Reply by: Herbert at Apr 23, '21 15:51 | |
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