Brothers, Sisters and Comrades, we at The Labour Union are here to support you.  We have diligently served our task masters at Smash Industries, breaking our backs for the boss and getting little compensation.  After much negotiating Smash finally recognised our Union as a force for workers rights, and implemented many changes.  I hereby pledge as your local Union Rep I will challenge Smash and promise to make the working conditions of all workers of Smash Industries better.  We are a force, we are a people, we all make this thing of ours better.

Brothers, sisters and comrades we have our battle song.  I hope you all sing it with pride and cheer it loudly.

Now I'm a union man
Amazed at what I am
I say what I think, that the company stinks
Yes I'm a union man

When we meet in the local hall
I'll be voting with them all
With a hell of a shout, it's "Out brothers, out!"
And the rise of the factory's fall

Oh, you don't get me, I'm part of the union
You don't get me, I'm part of the union
You don't get me, I'm part of the union
Til the day I die
Til the day I die

Us union men are wise
To the lies of the company spies
And I don't get fooled by the factory rules
'Cause I always read between the lines

And I always get my way
If I strike for higher pay
When I show my card to the Scotland Yard
And this is what I say

Oh, oh, you don't get me, I'm part of the union
You don't get me, I'm part of the union
You don't get me, I'm part of the union
Til the day I die
Til the day I die

Before the union did appear
My life was half as clear
Now I've got the power to the working hour
And every other day of the year

So though I'm a working man
I can ruin the government's plan
And though I'm not hard, the sight of my card
Makes me some kind of superman

Oh, oh, oh, you don't get me, I'm part of the union
You don't get me, I'm part of the union
You don't get me, I'm part of the union
Til the day I die
Til the day I die

You don't get me, I'm part of the union
You don't get me, I'm part of the union
You don't get me, I'm part of the union
Til the day I die
Til the day I die

Stand brothers and sisters.  Stand for what is right and what you are owed.  

United We Stand, Divided We Fall.

Smash walks to the podium where the workers are united, straightens his tie and taps the mic.

"Here at Smash Industries we acknowledge the rights of the workers and their demands, they are not unreasonable by any measure. I hope you do retract the 'task master' branding Mr McNeil, I will happily listen to any queries or concerns from the labour force here in Detroit, especially Bricktown."

With that Smash passes the mic to Peter