Today was a special day. It was the 4th of July. A very important day in American history when Independence was establish and a new country started. Although Duke had just came from Ireland he couldn't help but catch the holiday spirit for the country hes was now a part of. Duke stepped out of his HQ in just a bath robe carrying a large case of Dr. Pepper. He sat down the case, and through off his robe. People stopped and jaws dropped. Duke was completely naked except for the American flag painted across his body. He stepped up on the crate he brought with him and picked up a couple Dr. Pepper's.

People of the 8 cities i stand before you in... all my glory and offer you a free Dr. Pepper if you join me in the celebration of this great nation!!

Just then two people, unfortunately positioned, behind Duke started setting off fireworks. Duke tossed Dr. Peppers into the crowd and watched as everyone stripped down and joined him in the party.

Rigsby passed by and saw Duke standing there in all his 'glory'...
At first he was thinking what an idiot that must of been but then quickly reconsidered.
Dropping off all of his clothes, he approached Duke and said: "Long live freedom!"

Now, gimme that Dr Pepper! 

Duke handed out a Dr. Pepper AND a crazy straw. He grabbed some bottle rockets, and lit them. They screamed through the air and bounced off a bilding before exploding and echoing down the street.

Welcome to the party. Drink up light some fireworks, and just have a good time. We deserve to have some fun on this special occasion.

Duke then grabbed a couple of sparklers and lit them. He place one in each hand and ran down the streets to spread the word.

Ciaran looked horrified at his friend Duke in all his "glory"

JAYSUS MAN put on some clothing! He screamed over the sound of the bangs and pops of the rockets. He tossed Duke a pair of pants and ran off to the nearest store to find some knickers and braces for the poor unfortunate lad.

Frank strips off his suit with nothing but paint covering his bare skin. With his hands full of beer and a smile showing happiness and cheer. He lights the fire cracker shoved near his rear!


"Hey duke you didn't think I would let you have all the fun!!!"


Frank prances around in circles sing...


"Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?..."

Duke dropped the burnt up Sparklers, and dodged the pants there were just thrown at him. He chased after Ciaran to make an example of him.

Come back Ciaran this is a party, and there are rules you must follow!

Duke Tackled Ciaran and drug him back to the scene of the party. More and More people were stripping down, drinknig Dr. Pepper, and lighting fire works. Duke make quick work of Ciarans clothing, and painted him like the American flag too. Duke was very satisfied with his art work and let Ciaran go free, but not before giving him a Dr. Pepepr and a sparkler. By now there was a constant popping and echoing of fireworks, it was almost defening. Duke put in ear plug, but you don't want to know where he had them hidden at. He grabbed another Dr. Pepper and took a seat on a stoop. He leaned back and watched the mayham he had created.

Ciaran looked at the wobbly artwork that adorned his bare chest and glowered at Duke. Least the poor drunk had left his knickers on. He grabbed a Dr. Pepper and took a sip before grabbing a bottle rocket and launching it towards Duke in the hopes that it MIGHT convince the eejit to put some damn clothes back on. He wandered around through the crowd listening to the bawdy drunken roars of revelers celebrating their countries freedom and smiled. He was glad that he had come to America to celebrate the freedom that had been fought so hard for so that people like this could act like blithering but happy idiots.

Sweeney wonders in the croud of a man yelling about a party. Of course Sweeney is up for the party! He walks over to Duke. Seeing Duke naked; a Dr. Pepper hits him the head. Sweeney's Mtn Dew cans fall out of his coat pocket.

Son of a bitch.. Sweeney hurries to pick up the Mtn Dews. Then looks back up to Duke.

I would take of my clothes here. But....I don't see any girls....When there is! I'll be back!

Sweeney grabs a flag and waves it around then lays on the floor.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!

Irish takes the Dr.Pepper

Frank slaps Mr.Irish on the bare cheeks

"Now that's the spirit!"

Duke watched as Frank slapped Irishes bare butt and laughed. He waited for sweeny to pass out, and walked over to him. He undressed him and painted the American flag on him too.

PARTIES HAVE RULES!

Duke grabbed more fire works and ran through the streets through them at people and prancing around waving Sparklers. Once the Sparklers had ended he went back to his crate flooking for a Dr. Pepper, however he was all out. Duke gasped in shock, and went to retrieve me Dr. Pepper. Duke ran into the HQ, and returned about five Minutes later wih a fresh supply of ice cold Dr. Peppers. He popped one open, and sat back down on the stoop to enjoy some fireworks.