Cool, excellent competitions, good job all round.

Alabama reckoned I should pipe up for a brownie point as I used my story in the order of word, though I said to her, I couldn't never bring myself to do such a thing as it wasn't a requirement.

She's still on my case about it though.

I mean imagine highlighting something for a sneaky extra point or something?

Shocking, and not my style I tell ye!

DanK sits patiently on the floor awaiting the results.

Congratulations Atropos the 1st place memory story winner  You win for originally saying that RoRoG was fisting a moth until it was dazed, DanK came in second for talkingn up RoRoG's tight butt, and for using hooker in a non-prostitue way.  Hogan, you are winning an honorable mention prize of 500k for quoting Ron. 

Damn, not even a placing, must try harder next time I suppose.

Congratulations to the winner, the runner up and the honourable placing.

<em>Goes off to hone his writing skills more, knowing that a beating from Alabama now looms</em>

DanK tries to stand up to accept his award for second place, but due to sitting down for so long, his legs have fallen asleep and he falls over

Second? That's brilliant! Thanks very much, I am so happy right now!

DanK decides that standing up is going to be too hard, so he just lays on his back like a turtle

And well done to Atropos too. Brilliant story!

As for the masque,

Gill T. Ascharged will be sent the grand prize, Ima Goner will receive 2nd place, and Mr. Incognito will receive honorable mention 500k for not really leaving a place for a name. 

I will give an additional million to whomever can send the best ending to the masque in the next 48 hours.   July, 12 17:40 MR time will be the deadline for all submissions 

Pickles walks up in his best overcoat, deerstalker hat, and mereschaum pipe.

Bother! It seems I have misunderstood the Murder Mystery.  I was probably going to accuse Colonel Mustard with the candlestick.