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Memories of RoRoG! | Started by: Egwene on Jul 05, '11 05:25 |
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Wade was deep in thought
"Memories of ROROG you say??..There's many to choose from,but the one that sticks in my head is the time we were supposed to fly over to England to watch the Cricket.Apparently Rorog had a 'tip' on the result of the game and i knew better than to ignore something of that ilk.So there i was standing outside Ghost's pad,tickets in hand,when this Hooker ran out the place Butt-Naked with her Hairy Goober on display.As i watched her disapear around the corner shouting and screaming my attention was switched back to Ghost's appartment.I could hear him shouting inside.
Concerned for my friend,i entered the house,all thoughts of the escaping Man Eater left at the door.to say Rorog looked a little worse for wear was an under statement.He looked worse than Otto the bus driver after a three day binge on horse tranquilizers.His rambling's were incohorent,the words Zombie and Monster were the only words i could make sense of.Pulling him out of the Hot Tub i struggled to lay him comfortably on the Moth bitten Couch in the corner of the room.He eventually calmed down but i was still loathe to leave him alone.Besides i could kinda relate,when it came to drug binges and less than reputable women i was hardly an Innocent.Indeed there was a time i had such a thing down to a fine Art.
With Rorog finally asleep on the couch i broke open the bag of weed i had purchased from a friend in N.o.The weed was rather Stalkee but i knew it would get the job done.Looking at the plane tickets in my hand i realized we had missed our flight,and so began to search the pad in search of something to do.Finding nothing but a Pirate copy of 'Way Down East' the highest grossing film of the 1920's,I stuck the film on and settled in an arm chair.Having watched it i failed to see what all the fuss was about,i'd much rather have won big on the cricket!! |
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Reply by: Wade_Wilson_Jnr at Jul 05, '11 18:03 | |
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Ah, the memories, I thought I would share with you a snippet of RoRoG's younger life, before he turned to a life of crime. |
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Reply by: DanK at Jul 05, '11 19:09 | |
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There was this one night when RoRoG and I were just sitting on my couch watching "Hottub Time Machine". He looked over at me and said "You my friend are a Goober. You know that hooker you bought for me the other night?" Barely able to utter anything he continued on. "Well when she came over she was dressed as a Pirate, and the whole time we were naked she talked about how she had to feed her pet monster zombie by putting a cricket or moth in its butt. And now I feel like a Stalkee, I was out to get some art for my apartment and she started yelling 'Otto, Otto!' I don't know why she thought my name Otto, anyway, dude, middle of the store she dropped trou and showed me her fury maneater again. Security came over and tried to kick us both out and once I was able to plead my case they agreed that I was innocent and let me continue shopping." Putting his arm around me in a half man hug he says "I don't think I'll ever be able to thank you enough for that awesome birthday present you got me. Even though it was early it was well worth it!" |
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Reply by: LeonardHofstadter at Jul 05, '11 22:35 | |
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Reply by: Atropos at Jul 06, '11 04:36 | |
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"Ah,the Memories" |
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Reply by: Hogan at Jul 06, '11 05:48 | |
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"Ah, The memories"
Gallifrey ponders to him self with all the stories he could tell but nothing more hilarious then this night.
Nothing more sticks with me then the night before we were going to pull off the Art heist of the century. After months of detailed work and planning the time was nearing that RoRoG and his rag tag gang would get to make our move on the priceless piece of Art at the gallery, tomorrow was a day that would define them as mafioso in this thing of ours. RoRog, Otto, Butt_Pirate, Maneater, and couch_goober, and I had put in a lot of time and effort into making sure this would go off without a hitch, and quite frankly it was about time because I was getting tired of looking at these men day in and day out; and especially seeing Butt_pirate's furryass every day. The night of the heist Otto decided that nothing would make the night better then if we would all have a drink, and get high. Well after knocking back about 20 or so beers there was a knock at the door standing there as RoRoG opened the door were three females in latex and tube tops. Butt_Pirate came running from the back yelling
"THE ENTERTAINMENT'S HERE BOYS!!!"
dropping his pants revelling his shit stained moth eaten tighty whities then getting naked the sight of Butt_Pirates naked ass turned RoRoG pale like a true ghost and sent couch_goober screaming like an innocent little girl, crying my eyes they burn!!! Hearing all of the commotion, Maneater came running from the hottub naked, turning the corner ran smack into couch sandwiching him between the two and getting a face full of Butt_pirates crotch.
The room was completely in silence other than the cricket chirping in the corner. Flipping out Couch stands up completely stiff like a zombie terrified having a panic attack I tried to calm him down but he wouldn't listened then lunged attacking Butt_piarate in a ragging slur of cuss words and a monster of a whoop ass ive ever seen. He then stormed off; I guess the Art heist was off. With nothing left to do Otto, RoRoG and maneater took each a hooker and said good night to each other. Meanwhile i laid up on the couch rolling up some weed and calling it a night. Safe to say now every time you mention the words hooker, are butt and pirate Couch looks around like a stalkee all frantic. |
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Reply by: Gallifrey at Jul 06, '11 10:17 | |
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Therai puffed on his cigar as he thought of RoRoG. The man had been in this thing of ours for a year. That's no small feat. No small feat indeed. Therai smiled as remembered on of his first encounters with RoRoG.
It was a small get together nothing extravagant. There wasn't a single hooker, an ounce of any drug, or idiots who thought it was a costume party and came dressed as a pirate, or a monster, or even a zombie. No it was just a quiet little event a few people enjoying a drink or two and sharing a some stories. Well, the innocent party would soon prove to become much more than that. Therai had just plopped his butt on the couch, a drink in one hand and a cigar in the other, to listen to a story of a museum robbery. The guy had stolen a priceless piece of art and was about to regale the party-goers with the tale of glory when RoRoG comes barging in the front door.
He was drunk as a skunk and as naked as when he first came into this world. For a moment all was silent and everyone's eyes were drawn to the goober who had shown up in his birthday suit. All that could be heard at that point was a solitary cricket chirping and the sound of a moth running into a lightbulb. That didn't stop RoRoG though.
“Otto, you're stalkee is gonna getcha!” he screamed as he ran through the crowded room. He tripped and hit the ground face first. He was sprawled out on the floor his back looking like a furry beast, perhaps a lion, bear, or other such maneater. RoRoG tossed himself back up and ran to the back porch where he passed out in the hot tub. It was a memory that for better or worse was burned forever in Therai's mind.
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Reply by: Therai at Jul 06, '11 19:54 | |
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"Ah, the memories"
I remember the very first time I met RoRoG, the reason I remember it so clearly is the fact we both ended up on the run from the law in quite bizarre circumstances. |
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Reply by: Klasky at Jul 07, '11 21:24 | |
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Ah, the memories! |
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Reply by: Mrs-Doubtfire at Jul 07, '11 22:46 | |
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Simplicity was sitting at the bar in Chicago. She was there with a few friends talking about old times, the present, and what the future would bring. Laughing her butt off with them she then raised her hand up to silence their laughter. Placing her drink down she grinned at the story she was to tell.
"You know that RoRoG, fellow? Aye, well I ran into him at the spa one day. I was relaxing in the hottub when he stopped in front of me. He began to talk about all his adventures in New Orleans. He seemed to be mighty fond of the art down there. He talked about how one of his prized possesions was a painting of a furry moth."
Pausing for a moment she watched as the men on the couch began to lean in to listen. She could see that they were mighty confused by the fact that there was a painting of a furry moth.
"I know, I know! I gave him a look of confusion, but he then went on to tell me that the painting was called, 'Otto'. I began to wonder if this painter had something against crickets or butterflies. I still couldn't get over how crazy this story was sounding. Yet, I went with it seeing as he is the Godfather."
"Now if you thought that was weird, just wait till I get to this next part. I was beginning to want to grab a towel and flee, but I would be such a goober if I did that."
Watching as a few innocent ears started to listen in also, Simplicity calmed them down and then took a sip of her drink.
"He told me stories of the creatures that ran rampant in the streets of New Orleans! Things such as maneaters, zombies, and all sorts of monsters! They seemed to enjoy following around the hookers that were practically naked. They seemed to enjoy being the stalkees of such vile beasts! Then again I guess that is why you never see the same gal on the corner. If yah catch my drift."
Simplicity winked at the rest when she made her joke.
"Yet, after all that he just smiled and left me be. It was the only time he spoke to me. I was quite surprised by what he told me. Now I know I can't just part after telling such and interesting story, but I'm very sorry my fellow mobsters. I have to meet up with an old chap'. He be a pirate, yanno. So I guess my life isn't to off from the life New Orleans lives it seems."
Waving her goodbye before taking her last drink, Simplicity made her way out and shook her head at the memory. New Orleans seems to be quite the different city. All those drunken tails and now this! She didn't have time to think much about it. She had a job to be done and she left.
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Reply by: Simplicity at Jul 08, '11 06:42 | |
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