As you walk past an alley something catches your eye. On a beautifully carved ornate table, comes the sun bursting into your eyes!

"What the fu..." You thought for only a momentary second, as it hit you that something is GLINTNG at you. You step into the drab, dreary alley where this table is so out of place it is a Martian among humans. 

"How ya doin buddy, names Detour33, and I knew as soon as you came into view that you deserve one of these bad boys!"

Detour33 picks up the display watch.

"Okay bud lemme tell you two things about this watch! One, I just lied to you, you don't deserve this watch, you're so FUCKING spiffy that this watch need you. You heard of Rolex?? This is a muhfuckin GOLDEX. 66% more fuckin gold at 33% the price of a regular dull has-been rolex. I've got:

White Gold

Rose Gold

Solid Gold

Detour33 looks you up and down.

"And uhhh, Gold Plated; for our less than average entrepreneur."

WHADDYASAY TO A GOLDEX?!?!

As you turn to walk away Detour33 grabs your arm.

"Hey bud, second thing about these watches??? Un-fuckin-traceable. I mean no serial numbers no specific marking no nothin that'll get you or me into a situation. Now step, I have customers behind you."