I am....I am so...so full of happiness. I wake up to a fresh new copy of your newspaper. Something has been missing in my life for quite some time now. And now I'm quite sure it was this. 

Great Paper! I am glad to see it back and can't wait for some more issues. Always fun to read through your paper.

As always, a very entertaining read. Though Klasky is due another ass kicking now for whinning about the previous beatings. Mumbles something about being married to a closet homosexual

Please take me off Chuckle's hands. He's by far the worst sponsor since Corky.

Klasky squeals for the police!

And I will, I need money.

Just to make it clear, Im a lazy bone idle bastard who really loves my Emporers New Clothes Image. All forthcoming entries can be guaranteed to be met with the usual downright nastiness and hostility thats becoming of a man with no suit.

But dont let that stop you:-P

I would comment on your newspaper, but I'm too stupid to have an opinion.

The sun lights our darkened skies yet again. Another excellent edition of this fine publication. Congratulations and thankyou to all at Chuckle Towers Inc.

Regarding Alexander, I will arrange for Dr_Scrote to surgically remove him from your inner thigh and place his organs, one by one, on the Mobster transplant register. I reckon his "bits" may realise more profit than the failure as a whole.

*You have to be the worst person since Ozan for performing organized crimes. My high success rate is taking a beating from any crime with which you're associated!*

Keep on ruining his OCs BobTheAstronut!

I just did! Whahahahaha!

*Jul 07, '11 07:59 You failed the crime with the Chuckle Gang*

Great read tho, Mr. Chuckle - you do seem to have some talent after all! Very glad The Chuckle Knuckle returned!

Last time I listen to your advice.

I was offended,took a step back, went outside and in my garden Isacaron had his arse in the air.

I just parked my bike there, going to work this out with Alabama.

Oh and top read, sterling efforts all round.

Parked your bike? Is that what the kids call it these days?

top read now where can i find this Raptor fellow??

Joey was passing by a paper boy when he heard the boy shouting.

The new issue of Chuckle Knuckle! The new issue of Chuckle Knuckle!

Joey stopped, grabbed the paper out of the boys hands (the kid was waving it around) and threw him some bills.

Again an amazing read, Chuckle. Happy this shit is back on the streets!

I'm So happy to see the Chuckle Knuckle back on top where it belongs.  Although I admit, I have the attention span of a fly, and really can't concentrate well on the deep content presented. 

Great read, already submitted my submission in Tarbh's suit contest.    Got my fingers crossed for the most offensive suit.   Heres to hoping that it wins.

Splendid work as always. I submitted my entries aswell, the 'Most Offensive Suit' price shall belong to me!

When can we expect the announcement of the winners of your competition, Chuckle?

Competition winners will be announced in the next issue.

The prizes will be awarded around this time as well.

~C~

Paulie folds the paper to his arm and walks to his HQ to show it to the rest of the guys

Funny paper, got some really heavy shit in this thing

Drops paper and then drops his pants..

"LOOK..ITS MY BALLS"

Pulls pants up and walks away from the crowded news stand..

WhereWasI laughs,

You might want to keep those little guys in your pants in the future. Fantastic read as ever Chuckle, can't wait to see the results of the competition.

I am saddended by the fact that none of you have offered to take me away from Chuckle and his constant abuse. What in the world is wrong with you people?