1: Why Donald Duck gets out of the bath tub and wrap a towel around his waist, when he doesn't even wear regular pants?

2:Why are they called Rice Crispy Squares when they are shaped like a rectangle?

3:Why are burgers sold in 8 packs but burger buns are sold in 6 packs?

1. Just bercause to fool you and all that wonders it.

2. Just to fool everyone that buys them

3. This is because those are different companies and don't know how the other  put in how many in each pack.

Based upon your response and my own personal insecurities I have concluded that the answer to all three questions is that there is a world wide conspiracy against me.

1. Because he needs to dry himself, why else?

2. The machine that presses them out is rectangle and nobody seriously cares what shape they are, some 'marketing' company got paid a lot of money and decided that 'squares' just sounds better than 'rectangles' and it's also easier to spell and to say.

3. Because there's a worldwide conspiracy of uber rich business investors who have a dossier on you and their really just trying to drive you insane so they can then sell you all kinds of medicines and/or   so you can have 2 double burgers, if you wanted.

Not very hard questions, got any better ones?  

1) Maybe he just used the towel to dry himself.

3) So a single package of the second is not enough for all the ones in the first, and you have to buy more!

2. I was always under the impression they were called simply rice crispy treats and those that made them at home decided the shape. I don't know anyone whom refers to the ones in the market as rice crispy squares. 

Serious answers: 1. It's Disney.

                          2. The original recipe was for squares. People started cutting them into rectangles so they could eat more. Also, companies can charge you more when they provide a larger snack food for purchase.

                          3. So you always have to buy more of one of the items.

Wiseass answers: 1. Only dry feathers will conceal a duck's d-ck.

                           2. The creator of Rice Crispy Squares was geometrically challenged.

                           3. Because when it comes to excess, its always better to have more buns than weiners. Ask any man, or woman for that matter.

Serious

1. The Sun

2. You can't stand the sight of a loose scab.

3. Liquor, beer, never fear. Beer, liquor, never sicker.

Humorous

1. The sky is God's mood ring.

2. Because you know how to get your flicks, Route 66 or no.

3. So long as you get tanked it doesn't really matter.

Christ I have a few of these

like, why are cans of evaporated milk always full?

why do faith healers die?

sometimes life does not make sense.

The Son, the Spirit and the Holy Ghost.

People would rather snort coke.

Faith overdose.

That's when life makes dollars.