What's your favorite insult? It can be from a show, movie, or anywhere. 

Mine is:

"You're so friggin boring-- you probably wake up look in the mirror and go back to bed you're so friggin boring." - Joel Haver

You can't sing!

"Fuck you, you fucking fuck" 

- Millenium: the girl with the dragon tattoo.

"Why am I Mr. Pink? Joe answers: Because you're a faggot, alright?"

- Reservoir Dogs.

"How would you like to suck my balls?"

- Eric Cartman.

Gangs of New Tork:

I don’t give a tuppeny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit sack.

I am making a me ntal note to watch that again this weekend! Living life rock and roll style right here!! LOL!

"Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?"

-George Costanza, Seinfeld

I can't remember where it's from but I have used it numerous times in real life.

"I'm not as dumb as you look."

I like the shit ones

Wipe your mouth there’s still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.

Those who stir the shit pot need to lick the spoon.

You are as useless as tits on a bull or as useless as 'ueue' in queue. I prefer the first one heh.

" You've obviously got me confused with someone that actually gives a shit!" 

and my all time favourite.

"If I had wanted any comeback, I would have wiped the inside of your Mum's mouth!"

I don't get much sexual insults about someone having done things with people "you" know or so. Like it implies that they didn't have fun too? So either it's rape, or very poor performance lol

So less of an insult, but a comeback.

 "You made me laugh out loud.  I thought I'd have to fuck you for that to happen."

I also got a chuckle.outnofmsome internet geniuses phrase 'thin slice of nut loaf'

It really depends on the person and the situation, but the easiest route is direct honesty. Let's face it, most people are fucking morons. All you have to do is point out one of the things that makes him or her a fucking moron, and boom, mission accomplished. No need to get creative about it.

Afriend used this insult in a bar after he was in an argument with some guy After the argument was quiten down and the person he was pissed at attempts to apologize by saying they are sorry. Its ok its not your fault that your mother and father where brother and sister.

I do not know that it is an insult, but I love to tell people they are softer than puppy turds! Its hilarious. 

I really enjoy the word Skunt. Combines two words in one and most people don't even realize it until later on what it is.

It is quite enjoyable to watch their faces when it finally dawns on them.

The only one I can think of is out of the first hostel movie.

"I'm going to make you my bitch" then later as the guy escapes he runs the woman who said it down killing her lok

You're mum is so stupid that she fell out the window trying to iron the curtains.

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