cuz simply he`s a masochist..what else it could be..

After hearing the many replies to the statement from moRon Gordon checks the corpse.

The body lies motionless and face down in the gutter. Placing his right foot beneath its shoulder he rolls the body over. Calling over his associate Delboy, he asks..........”What`s that in his mouth Del ?”

Leaning over the body for a closer look within its mouth, Delboy replies“A fifty dollar bill boss, why?”

“Oh nothing, looks like somebody beat me to it then.”

Gordon presses the sole of his boot against the face of the thug, checking the lower jaw.........”Ha, no teeth, that figures.”

“Should I organise removal boss ?”

“Nah, let the dogs play with him for a few days. I can`t believe he got the words out with a mouth like that to be honest. Some people will do anything for a few minutes of fame. Obviously another poor scrote lacking the genitalia necessary for survival within our world.”

one another postiv thing about this event...

i have proof now that one can make so much money! lol unless its bunch of poeple that send the money to one to be able to pull it off...

in that case.

damn such a waste.

DanK walks into the streets with a mischievous smile on his face

Whilst I am 100% positive that this is absolute bullpoo, it is a great idea...and one which I bet many had've thought about before. In fact, I might try it (although it is more likely someone would kill me for the money then pay off the hit!)

DanK walks off, stumbling around as he has clearly had a drink or 8