A story told by JimmySeniorSr. Father of Jimmy Sr. and Grandfather of JimmyJr. And Great GrandFather of JaneJr.

 Hey folks how we doin im JimmySeniorSr. I bet a lot of ya's thought I was just an old JimmyJr.. nahh thats my Grandson.

 And of course you all know good ole JimmySr. my son. Good kids the both of them really. 

 We actually did a few jobs together and things went right. We were making loads of cash and everyone happy!

 Until one day I decided this is enough! I Gotta do something big! Make some large cash so none of us have to work again!

 So, I went traveling looking for ideas or the one Job that would put us three in retirement and we could do what we want!!

 So, guess where my travels ended me up in? China! I was in Russia first Moscow. But I never liked it too much food was blah no Pasta what's so eva! So I'm like what the fuck am I doing here!  I took the next train out. Strait to China! A place called Shanghai China. I couldn't believe the Siberian Train from Russia could make it this far! But it did!! It was long maybe 3 weeks with all the stops. 

 I can't remember shit! Drank so much Vodka and ate cabbage rolls all the way. Tooten Tom! Lucky I had no one in my wagon. Cuz boy if you lit a match BOOMBA!

 I can't believe I fell asleep maybe the last 3 days but the Russian Ticket guy woke me up and said sum thing like Dah Dah geet ap u fool!!

 So, I did!! Staggering like a drunken bum I get off with my one little suit case made of genuine frog leather!

 And move along. Knowing a Tavern an Inn a motel hotel or whatever would be close. Guess what? No nothing like that around. 

 All I saw were intertwining streets. People sleeping one the streets. Exotic type animals skinned and being sold nice and crispy after being cooked over an open fire.

 Jesus, I thought to myself where the fuck am I? For sure I Have to find an Idea a Job something that's gonna make me land that money!! For my Boys!

 I see some guy on a rickshaw and ask him hey you know a place I can sleep over night! He looked at me and nodded! Like hop in look, I take you there! I'm like fuck better go I'm gonna get killed here at night on the streets! 

 Fuck I need like a mirror on my forehead to see if anyone is following me!!!

 So, I get in the Rickshaw! And my feeling says hmmm not looking good Jimmy. Let's see where this adventure leaves us.

 The Sumguy on the rickshaw takes me down winding roads and winding roads. And drops me off and points!! Everything looks a bit familiar. And Sumguy yells Money Money does the Italian shuffle with his fingers. Hmmm I think to myself wonder were he learned the Italian money thing with his fingers? Thats old Gumba school.

 So, I move along pay the lad with 5 bucks and head towards the Inn.

 I get myself in and nobody at the counter just a little bell. I hit the bell "BING" and all you hear was Chinese yelling from the back. An old lady approaches. 

 She has a key already in her hand and grabs me by the arm to take me to show one of the rooms! I'm like this is either good service or I'm am being so had from the begging it's not funny!

 So, we get to the room she unlocks the paper-thin door that could be easily kicked in!

 I'm like okay okay I get it here you want me to stay okay okay already!! I just wanted to get washed up have a good nap and go out and see what this little town had to offer me.

 She kept on yapping yayayayayaya! And gave me the key! 

I get in and first thing first was the shower!! It was good to see one towel one bar of soap and sum talc. 

 So, I did the shower but didn't really need a nap. I slept so much on the train from Siberia.

 I was off to see what this little fishing town had to offer me.

So I get to this tavern I could here piano and laughing and a good time. I go in and see it's almost like and old west tavern and Billy the Kid would pop out!

 Well close I was sitting down and I asked for a coffee. I was Givin a Mug and I could see My Reflection on it!! And at that moment I could see a man behind me with a gun in his hand about to kill me.

 I got away smashed my chair over him and knocked him out.

If it weren't for that Mug and Reflection. I'd be dead and not rich!

 I decided to make my own coffee mugs in the USA. I made them so you could see your Reflection on the Mug just in case you got some assassin behind you!!

 Now JimmySr and JimmyJr can enjoy life because I made them rich!

:)