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| The MRCNDP | Started by: DirtyHairy on Mar 26, '08 12:22 |
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Do you crave the buzz that gambling gives you? Do you like Cash Prizes? Do you enjoy laughing heartily over the obituaries with your morning coffee? If any of the former appeal to you then STOP! Because we've got what you've been looking for. Yes kids, that's right, we here at the MRCNDP are here to help you put the fun back into funeral, it's new, it's hip, it's groovy and a recent survey says it appeals to our key demographic. So without further ado I give you the 'Mafia Returns Cosa Nostra Death Pool' A mission from god? Maybe. Because if I didn't lov3hanD said he'd HQ me? Possibly. Owing to the fact I'm poor and Numbers4Glory took the insurance scam? Definitely. At the beginning of each week 5 Mafioso will be selected at random by a panel of anonymous independent adjudicators. You may anonymously place your money on who you think will be taking a dirt nap in the near future by mailing myself, with the maximum bet set at $25,000. If you're fortunate enough to have your horse come in, you'll receive back double, yes DOUBLE your original sum a la $25,000 = $50,000. Those that are selected for the pool will receive strict scrutiny to make sure there is no funny business going on (as let's face it betting on death is only amusing when corruption isn't taking place) they will be of rank Earner and above and must have a sponsor at the time of selection. Week one choices 31/3/08 to be confirmed; 1. ******* 2. ******* 3. ******* 4. ******* 5. ******* The MRCNDP - It could be YOU! Unofficial sponsors Crazy Numbers - they're cheap bastards. |
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$25,000 on DirtyHairy please... Any chance we can increase the anti?....to say 1 million? |
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| Reply by: l0v3hanD at Mar 26, '08 14:57 | |
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If l0v3hanD is having some action on that guy, he clearly has some insider info. Sling me down for $25k |
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| Reply by: El_Nino at Mar 26, '08 15:15 | |
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Yeah so this isn't boding well so far but lets consider that you wouldn't get paid if I'm sleeping with the fishes first, besides I'll never make that list, I might make others, god forbid. I know you're all just nervous about selection, and so you should be! |
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| Reply by: DirtyHairy at Mar 26, '08 15:21 | |
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Im surprizingly unafraid. Leo wanders off into an alley sniggering |
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| Reply by: -Leo- at Mar 26, '08 17:42 | |
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Death pool. I love it. Can we bet on if the dead mobster's next of kin publicly whines like a bitch about his parent dying? |
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| Reply by: Raine at Mar 26, '08 17:57 | |
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Leo laughs I'll bet on that! |
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| Reply by: -Leo- at Mar 26, '08 18:05 | |
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| Raine the odds would be to low! that is like saying is the pope catholic? | |
| Reply by: JD at Mar 26, '08 19:22 | |
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| I put $25,000 on you. I have a hunch that he'll be the next to go. Not sure why. | |
| Reply by: Valentino at Mar 26, '08 21:20 | |
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