We are now running a sale that ends Sept 5th, '21 23:59.  There are random bonuses that are given out regardless of when you buy but there are also some hidden bonuses that are weighted to trigger more often in the start, tapering down to slightly less often towards the end of the sale. (Meaning buy early, get more)

Purchase $25+ in credits to get these additional free things:

Purchase $25.00+ to get:

• 25-150 Hustle Points
• Free Corrupt Agent (Regiftable)
• 33% Chance of Free Extra OC Perk (Regiftable)
• 33% Chance of Extra SuperVIP Perk (Regiftable)
• 12.5% Chance of Extra Double Unit CA (Regiftable)
• 12.5% Chance of Extra Quad CA(Regiftable)
• 12.5% Chance of Extra CA (Regiftable)

Plus, possibly get the following bonus:

Random hidden perks triggered on a weighted scale by how early you purchase during the sale.

Please purchase multiple times if you wish to get multiple items.

Everyone who has purchased in the last 7 days from this post can be grandfathered in, please mail me *after the sale is over* so I can manually handle it.

As a side thinger-neato-toy, I've played around with the seed on the RNG that is controllable by you.  There are 10 RNG's, each triggered by purchasing 50.00 (to trigger RNG #0) 50.01 (to trigger RNG #1) 50.02 (to trigger RNG #2) 50.03 (to trigger RNG #3) and so on up until 50.09.  Anything past 50.09 will just trigger the normal RNG.  If this section makes no sense, ignore it, its for the superstitious people - any purchase 50.00+ triggers the RNG :)

The title was on crack.  It has now been corrected.  Sept 5th is the end date.

Thanks :D