My father, TrickyDicky was shot and killed last night.  Reprisals have already been forthcoming.  The publicity surrounding our latest action resulted in additions to the warchest and a high calibre operative joining us.

Debate will rage about Egwene.  We won't confirm or deny the allegations that we are behind it, except to say that Egwene wasn't really on our radar and that we hope someone does take the opportunity to clip him.  Were we involved?  We won't be drawn on that.

One action that we will be claiming for has already begun - this is an exciting, low-level and inconsequential development that will result in wry smiles for 95% of you, and extreme anger for 0.05% of you.

The next statement will be made via the press.

I'm sure Egwene will simply be thrilled you think she's a man.

Just curious but are these plumbers named Mario & Luigi that are trying to rid the world of goomba's?

So I was walking down the streets in New York this morning with my camera and I think I have uncovered the identity of The Plumbers

Dank hands a photo around the crowd

http://i52.tinypic.com/1zczfig.jpg

May I suggest you wear a disguise next time you come to the streets? Id suggest dressing like a ninga.

I'm just curious to know what is going to happen with the other 4.95% of us...

The Plumbers=Gay version of anonymous?

The fact that your father was gunned down as a young man, which in the politics of this world an action such as this is frowned at but yet not an eyelid was battered. This in turn should show the your lack of importance.
In fairness at first i thought your propaganda was lightly refreshing and injected a momentary five Min's of "fun" but now i have to say that your are now boring this world with your empty rants. You claim to be this super group yet you don't even know your supposed targets, this istself shows a lack of any homework and doesn't reinforce your, as you say your high calibre. I suspect like your father you will be gunned down and your life will be taken shortly and again this world will not even look in your direction.
Even tho i do like the thought of a Mario and Luigi Hit Squad.

Hogan heres DickTrick is in the house and begins to rap that famous tune.

Its tricky to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme thats right on time its tricky...Tr Tr Tr Tricky Trickky Trickkky

This was merely a statement to address concerns that were brought to me directly.  South-Paw, if you actually read the statement you will realise that your commentary is without utility.

DickTrick, How many of more of your bloodline have to die before you give up the fake little gay assassin's guild crap or you quit the mafia life...just wondering

Inamorta frowns at Hogan.

What is this rap that you speak of?

Hogan was plain as day caught in the moment of the unspeakable disease they call OOCITIS or FUTUREITIS or something like that. Hogan feels almost ashamed but then points at DickTrick and laughs

Inamorta His names DickTrick! Say it outloud its funny dude!

Trying to refocuse the attention back on the man wearing overalls and a catepillar on his face Hogan escapes the streets but is close by incase he has to return for some kind of mention of his name.

"How many of more of your bloodline have to die before you give up the fake little gay assassin's guild crap or you quit the mafia life(?)"

 

By my count, about three more before they can caim their death toll.

Somebody walks out into the middle of the street and takes a hit off his cig

I find your kind to be pathetic, your just wasting your breathe as we speak. It's ok that your upset, but let's face it. It's done and over, so why bother? You come out here ranting and moaning as if some of us care to hear what you have to safe. The way I see it is ..your just a baby that can't held losing. How about you get up off the ground brush yourself,stop whining and move on.

The man just shakes his head as he sees a sad excuse for a man Dicktrick truly is..

This was never paticularly enjoyable for me at any point. My family? My blood?

TheBigEasy walks up to Mr. Dick and places a a piece of paper in his breast pocket.

Have a nice day, Capiche?

Debate will rage about Egwene. We won't confirm or deny the allegations that we are behind it, except to say that Egwene wasn't really on our radar and that we hope someone does take the opportunity to clip him. Were we involved? We won't be drawn on that.

Eve looks down at her vagina.

Uhhh... looks as though I have already been clipped...  I guess that means you win?

I think that means we all win.

RoRoG nods

umm reallly? 

Egwene? saying the word vagina like this?!? lol i cant dare say it myself in this world of d*cks hahahahah

One action that we will be claiming for has already begun - this is an exciting, low-level and inconsequential development that will result in wry smiles for 95% of you, and extreme anger for 0.05% of you.

 What about the remaining 4.95% ? Or you're as bad in math as in claiming that everything that happens is a result of your will ?

Egwene is such a lucky lady to have the undivided attention of such a powerful young man as yourself.

Some advice for you Dick, there are better ways to show your affection and hidden love for Egewene than to come to the streets and call her a man.

Call me old fashioned, but I think you need to up your game when it comes to wooing this particular lady. 

Honest to god, you're as dumb as a sack of rocks.

I'm sick to death of all these "underground" groups running their mouths off like they're hot shit. You're not hot shit, you're nothing. All you can do is run your mouth. Seriously, you haven't accomplished shit and you think you're fuckin amazing.

There have been, to my mind, two successful "underground" groups and the one thing they had in common was, they didn't say shit. They let their actions do the talking. Congratulations Dickyboy on being a complete and utter failure.