We realise that the Streets and coffee shops are busy with people talking about us and that there is the possibility of overkill.  Therefore what follows will be the last statement from our group for some time. 

Mr_Pickles courageously carried out and published an interview.  He is to be applauded.  We want a press where opinion pieces can be carried without the author risking death.  We want the press to act  as a restraining influence on the wilder members and groups of this thing.  This is a first step but an encouraging first step.  One of our members has long wanted to be a roving journalist – not a member of any family, but protected by all, as he collects information and opinions on this thing and has them published.  This is clearly some way off.  But a start has been made.

In other news, Sylar will soon notice that his bodyguards have all been executed.  This is his warning – change his ways and his conduct in the coffee shops or he will be the target next, not his employees.  This is part of The Plumbers strategy of targeting low level members of this community who are distasteful and negative.  He has nothing to offer anyone except low-class drivel, foul language and inane attitude.  We have other targets, they will be removed.  Time is on our side, but the nature of our business means that we have to be cautious and cautious again.  This action was carried out perfectly – so will all of our actions, as they have been previously.

From The Plumbers HQ, we bid you, the 95%, a happy Sunday.

I have an idea. Lets find a Capo who doesnt have any BG's and who hasn't been awake for a few days, and then pretend we killed all his BG's....

DanK

The above reaction is typical of  this person.  Weak and ineffectual.

Sylar will, no doubt, confirm that he did, indeed, have Bodyguards.  We siezed the chance and punished him.

More will follow.

I'm sorry, but if someone is doomed from the start, can you tell us who is next after Sylar?

I'm not trying to instigate, I was just making a request.

in your statment you say there is a chance of overkill. i think more to the point is, people are bored of your plumbing already, you are not actually telling us anything, or doing anything that would make us beleive you are nothing but a gangster with a bee in his bonnet who can't move on from being killed. il tell you what, lets put it right out there shall we.

you and your plumbers, kill one of my bodyguards and mail me the personal to show it was you, i will then come and publicly say yes they have guns and are able to do more than chat complete and utter bollocks in the streets.

really its getting boring now..

So you're saying that you wouldn't care if someone shot your BG(s)?

no. thats not what i am saying at all, but i do think that this pretend organisation wont bother doing anything other than claiming credit for things that they didnt do and as much as it does bring a level of exitment to the game, if they had actually made a move on someone or something then it would have been more real, i suspect it is a load of shit.

* Looks at the badly dressed Boss with the hairy hands and Simian features *

Monkey, we set, and work to, our own agendas.  Until you starting shouting on my Street corner I had never heard of you.  You mean nothing to us and we won't be doing anything that you suggest.  Off you go.

* Hands monkey (sic) a peanut *

the exact reply i suspected thank you for confirming what i thought.

Monkey...

Its all crack... 100% crack.

Plumbers Crack... lethalest weapon ever made.

That guy who committed suicide in the obits, thats their latest victim.

He...saw the crack.

lol beware of the plumbers crack, it makes you commit suicide.

FINALLY!!! someone with Balls, ok they might be tiny mincey little balls, and they can quite easily be mistaken for cotton buds, but cotton buds can be useful sometimes. Okay, they wont change the world but you can if you really want wipe your ass with them and then throw them in the trash when you're done. Not the desired way to wipe your ass, but it CAN be done.

....and to our dismay...one can see the balls through the crack.

It's not.... it's not that people are talking about you. It's that people are laughing at you because you twits are so obviously mentally challenged.

Seriously, I almost feel bad for making fun of you, almost.

Until you twits actually do something, and no; killing a Capo's BGs, or killing a gangster, or running your little mouths don't count, nobody will give two tugs of a dead dog's cock about the lot of you.

Now fuck off back to whatever dark little hole you came from.

Out of curiosity the 48 hour rule of protection applys to people who are trying to find a family and learning the ropes, 4 hours ago this opinionated so called old timer posted openly that he indirectly was invovled in an attack on an LA Capo thus removing any right to be under that protection. Why has no one from LA put a bullet between hes eyes just for the mention of attacking its city regardless of wether there is any substance to what he says?

a verry valid question Alchemy.

Probably because its just not worth, the next generation of his kind will just show up and continue to run his mouth. 

I equate it to be like a piece of dog shit stuck to the bottom of a shoe, you scrub and scrub and scrub but you just cannot get it all off and there is that 1 tiny little piece that remains. You give it one last good scrubbing and then give up because you know eventually it will go away on its own as if by magic. 

Funny sylar is awake, and yet he see to not even be interested in this at all.

Perhaps that TrickyDick is telling the truth of an underground organization. What Sylar has said here shows that much. Can they make an impact? I doubt it. They are taking pot shots at an unprotected Capo.

You may want to use some of those "Thousands of credits" to get some training in.

the exact reply i suspected thank you for confirming what i thought.