The Cohen Chronicle, Vol 4: Answer YOUR Questions

@Leonard_Cohen rushes from his father's funeral to continue the good work that he starts.... 

"These are the questions left in my special message box (the system really does work!).  Whilst some of them are contentious, and others arguably abusive, our standard policy is to answer them all.  It is what my father would have wanted..."

1 - "Talk about IA leadership or the fact that this war was started by a leak in NY . Let’s talk about the rinse and repeat of leadership . Let’s talk about people no longer making auth speeches when they take auth."

I have also been advised that the war started because of a leak from within NY.  As yet unconfirmed, but we are chasing this story.  Most of NY is dead, and few of them wanted to speak to me.  Regarding the "rinse and repeat of leadership" - this is an ongoing discussion point in this thing of ours.  It is outside the scope of this newspaper to go too heavily into it, but research will be done.

I think it is a grave concern that leaders no longer announce that they are leaders when they assume their leadership position.  It is our editorial position that this should be a mandatory matter.

2 - "Where did you get the attention you so desperately seek over the past year? Surprised (and disappointed) you haven’t shriveled up and died without it."

This was directed at my late father, Leonard, whose work I am continuing.  He spent a long time on Mount Baldy, working on his humility and Zen like composure.  He also became a respected writer and commenter in a small, but hugely influential, magazine concerned with Irish politics and history.  This led to Leonard visiting Dublin, Monaghan, and Belfast to meet various state and non-state actors active in the ongoing political violence in the Emerald Isle.  

3 - Suggestion: Perhaps don't make the Chronicle as pamphlets on the Streets and make your own permanent notice board to put it on. It would look far more professional. -Nacho

Thanks, Nacho, but these hands were not made for building permanent notice boards.  If you would like to work with me, I'm sure we could arrange something.

4 - @RogerStone has been wearing the same underwear for two weeks straight.

There is no way to check this, using existing journalistic methodologies.  However, we take this opportunity to ask @RogerStone for his comments on this accusation.  We further ask @Garou if he has slept much in the past week?

5 - Las Vegas have been asleep during this war!  Ask themn (sic) about that!

Perhaps the leaders of Las Vegas would like to discuss this?

So that's it so far, five solid questions, and work continues.

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