Prices correct at time of printing. Strictly Over 18s only. 

All of our products are made from the highest quality materials. The Mutton Dudget cannot be held responsible for injury or embarrasment caused by using our produce in a way it is not designed for or that is advised against in the accompanying literature.


Cost 5c

SEPTEMBER 1933

Welcome to The Mutton Dudget

New Yorks only Sex Shop

Exclusive Peddler of Smut, porn and dildo's to:

Infinite Void

&

Manhattan

 

An Oh Canada Production.

Dildo's

The Monster - 15" of pure Black Rubber $29.95

Mould your Own Kit - Let your Girl Carry a piece of you with her $49.95

Slimline - Hide it in your purse, no one will know $19.95

24" Double ended $39.95

Gojo's "Emotional Bliss" Eroscillator - Totally new and original, 100% satisfaction Guaranteed $69.95

Vibrators

Pocket vibrator $11.95

Rampant Rabbit Deluxe $39.95

Mold your own Kit $54.95

Chrome 9" $22.95

​Betty's Tongue $35.99

Wendy Rhoades' Lips... for Men $49.99

Anal Toys

Butt Plugs $5.95-$22.95

Abaddon's Finger shaped vibrator $18.95

Love Beads $14.95

Anal Dildo Small  $13.95

Essentials

Trojan Party Pack $39.95

Water Based Lubricant 1Lt $14.95

Powdered Rhino Horn $5.95-$195.95

Pheromone Cologne/Perfume Economy 1 Gallon size $69.95 

Spermicidal Lubricant $19.95

K-Y Jelly, Family Pack $39.95

Lingerie

Just in, a new and exciting range of Lingerie Sets, Baby Dolls, Camies & Chemises, corsets & bustiers, teddies, Babystockings, adult costumes and Menswear. All made from the finest silks and lace. Colours Available include but are not limited to Gold, Black, white, Silver, Red, Purple, Peach, Lilac, Blue, claret, pink, hot pink & Lavender. Prices start at $14.95 for Men and $39.95 for women.

**New**

Freyja's deviant Lingerie line - Featuring her new improved more comfortable Crotchless panties. Also featuring our new Easy tear invisible velcro fasteners, for those who like to simulate non consentual fantasies. Modelled by the beautiful designer herself. Prices start at $129.95 and are currently only available in black, white and red.

Fetish

Cat Suit $49.95

Riding Crop $12.95

Balloons $0.95

Rubber Suits $59.95

Animal Posing Pouch $5.95

Gas Mask $42.50

Dom/Sub

PVC Costumes from $29.95

Dog Collar $15.95

Babies Costumes from $12.95

Dwarves Costume - $39.95

BDSM

‘The SoulTaker’ Gimp Suit $49.95

Paddles $14.95

Strap $9.95

Chains and Cuffs Set $69.95

Zipped Cod Piece $14.95

Permanent sling $199.95

Doggy Cage $149.95

Bondage Table $249.95

Books and Magazines

Pop-Up Karma Sutra $29.95

Readers Wives $4.95

Sluts and Slovens of MR $6.95

Better Oral Love, a Guide to $19.95

Barbara Cartland Audo book Collection to Gramophone Long Playing Disc $89.95

16mm Home Projection Movies
Now in KodaKolor

The Gag-Father Trilogy $99.95

La Costa Knob-stra $29.95

O-spurt-a $39.95

The Knobfather $35.99

Public Orgies $22.95

Gangbang Squad $27.95

22 Orgasms $32.99

Best of Amateur MR $39.95

Best of Back Door Babes Vol 1 $19.95

Best of Back Door Boys Vol 1 $19.95

Strap-Ons

Standard Small $39.95

Standard Large $54.95

Ejaculating $69.95

Patented ‘Little CLO's’ Sheath Penis Extender $59.95

Dolls

Gi Joe $49.95

GI Jane $39.95

Ruby Delux $69.95

Fireman Sam $69.95

Services

Escorts to order $300 per hr. Including Men, Women, Midgets and others. Our friendly and courteous Staff know how to give you a good time.

Check back frequently to see our new Products!

Can't think of what you need?

Then ask our knowledgable staff.

Sex Toy Care & Maintenance

With all of the different types of sex toys available, and newer, more lifelike materials continuously being created, figuring out how to best take care of your sex toy can be a bit confusing. Though honestly, even if your personal treasure trove consists of one simple slimline vibrator, you'd still like to extend its life as long as possible, right? We're here to help!

<center>Maintaining Your Sex Toys</center>

Maintenance involves many things, but taking these few quick and easy steps will ensure the best performance from your toys, and the most pleasurable experience for you! Before Use As soon as you receive your new toy, go down this checklist:

* Inspect your sex toy for imperfections, including rough seams (you may be able to file down very small seams with a fingernail file), discoloration (which may be an expected part of the manufacturing process or indicate extreme temperature exposure), or tears in softer materials such as jelly and realistic materials.

* Check for cracks in acrylic, glass, and plastic toys or plastic pieces of toys (battery packs, handles, etc.).

* Insert fresh batteries to make sure the toy works properly; see the online product page for a battery diagram if insertion is unclear, or contact customer service @ 1-800-Spiked for assistance. If you have any questions about your product, contact customer service @ 1-800-Spiked. If you see a problem and want to return your item, you may do so for a store credit within the first 30 days after purchase. 

We always want you to be satisfied with your purchase… in every way! Using the Right Lubricant Choosing the correct sexual lube is key to keeping your sex toy in the best shape possible, and it makes every experience more enjoyable. For more information on using lubricant with sex toys, check out:

Lubricant: How do I use it with sex toys?

Just remember these simple tips:

* Water-based lubricant may be used with any sex toy.

* While silicone lubricants are perfect for use with a partner, a silicone lubricant should never be used with silicone sex toys, nor should it be used on any realistic material (CyberskinTM, FuturoticTM, NeoSkin®, FauxskinTM, Soft TouchTM, UltraSkin).

* Never use an oil-based lube or petroleum jelly on any toy that will come into contact with or be inserted into the vagina (may increase risk of vaginal infections), or with anything made of rubber/latex, including latex condoms (will disintegrate latex). Tips for Sharing Sex Toys If you share your sex toys with a partner, or want to switch between anal and vaginal use, even on yourself, you must thoroughly clean the toy to avoid infection, and to avoid introducing bacteria into the vagina. The best way to avoid bacteria transmission is to use a condom over the toy and change it whenever the toy is used for different partners or orifices. This method is hygienic, fast, and extends the life of your toys by protecting the material!

Proper Storage of Sex Toys

We'll explore this topic in-depth in our Where Do I Hide My Sex Toys? article. At the very least, be sure you have a place for your toys that keeps them separate, cool, and dry, away from pets (and kids) and protected from dirt and dust. And always remove the batteries before storing.

When to Replace Your Toys

No sex toy lasts forever, and some, depending on frequency of use, may last a very short while, so how do you know when it's time to say good-bye?

* Mechanical features slow or stop working, even after battery replacement

* Cracks are visible in plastic, acrylic, or glass toys, or on the plastic pieces of other toys

* Mold or mildew has formed on the material, or the material is deteriorating

* Battery corrosion is seen inside the battery pack Much like shoes, the more you use a sex toy, the quicker it will wear out, so it's possible to go through a toy a month-or to keep one for as long as a year. Just be sure to replace your sensual friend and not try to fix it yourself!

Cleaning Your Sex Toys

Regular cleaning is key to maintaining the integrity of the material of any sex toy. Be sure to wash before first use and immediately after each use before storing. Always be careful to keep water and cleanser away from battery cartridges and electrical parts. The safest way to clean most of your sex toys is to use an antibacterial cleanser, such as ForPlay Adult Toy Cleaner. This formulation contains Nonoxynol-9, which kills all bacteria and is compatible with all sex-toy materials. Simply dilute with warm water (see bottle for instructions), wash the toy with a cloth, rinse it thoroughly, then towel dry with paper towels or a soft, lint-free cloth. However, each toy material is different and is best cleaned and cared for in its own special way. Here's a breakdown of how to clean sex toys by material:

* Silicone: Hypoallergenic and easiest to maintain, silicone dildos and non-battery-operated toys may be boiled for two to three minutes, or washed with soap and water. NEVER boil silicone sex toys with electrical components. Let them air dry completely or dry with a lint-free cloth before storing.

* Plastic/Acrylic/Glass: All can be washed with warm water and anti-bacterial hand soap and sterilized using an alcohol-soaked cotton ball (rinse thoroughly afterward); acrylic and glass toys may be boiled or submerged in hot water if they're not battery-operated.

* Rubber/Latex and Jelly: These products are extremely porous, so be sure to wash them thoroughly with warm water and anti-bacterial hand soap, and rinse so that no trace of soap is left, as it can degrade the material and cause irritation to you. Again, while it's a good idea to use a condom with any insertable toys, it's an especially good idea with these materials.

* Realistics: Names include CyberskinTM, FuturoticTM, NeoSkin®, Soft TouchTM, UltraSkin, and FauxskinTM (if you're unsure of the type of material, check the packaging or product page, or contact Customer Service), and this type of material is widely used for erection rings and masturbation sleeves, as well as vibrators and dildos. Thoroughly wash with warm (never hot) water and a liquid antibacterial soap, then let air dry completely. Once dry, sprinkle with the included "renewing" powder or cornstarch. Never use talcum powder or baby powder, as these can cause irritation and sometimes larger problems for women (pure talc is fine but very difficult to find). Because sex toys not only touch your skin, but touch very intimate areas of your body, it's extremely important to know whether you have any allergies or sensitivities to certain materials, cleansers, etc. If you're not sure, we highly recommend that you do an allergy test on a small patch of skin, such as the wrist, before using any product.

Storing Your Sex Toys

How you store your sex toys is as important as how you clean them, and while we're not suggesting you need to invest in a temperature-controlled vault, there are some basic things you can do to prolong the life of any toy, as well as keep it clean and safe from harm.

* Always remove the batteries when you're done using any toy so they can't leak, run down, or otherwise corrupt the toy; both the batteries and the toy itself will last longer!

* Be sure your toys are completely dry before storage to discourage mold and mildew.

* Keep each item separate by wrapping it in a soft cloth (T-shirts or socks work well), because some materials are not compatible with each other and can cause melting or discoloration. If vibrating bullets and eggs are removable, store them separately from their respective toys as well.

* Direct sunlight and excess heat may cause toys and condoms to melt, discolor, or dry out, so store these items in a cool, dark place such as a dresser drawer or trunk. Extreme cold can also do damage to toys not made of acrylic, glass, or silicone, and only if those are not battery-operated, so never refrigerate or freeze soft materials or condoms.

* Always clean your sex toys before putting them back into their storage spot and when taking them out for use.

On a final note, if there's anything we haven't covered or that you need more information about, our Education section is a great resource for everything related to sex toys and their use, as well as for sexual health information in general.

FAQs about Sex Toy Care & Cleaning

* "I don't know the material my sex toy is made of-how do I clean it?" If you no longer have the toy packaging, you may not be sure what material your toy is made of; use warm water and a mild soap on a washcloth and let the product air dry.

* "If my vibrator is waterproof, can I wash it in the dishwasher?" Only silicone dildos that do not require batteries can be washed in the dishwasher or boiled. Do not submerge any sex toy that takes batteries, and never submerge electrical toys.

* "Will using a sex-toy cleaner with Nonoxynol-9 increase my risk of STIs?" No! Nonoxynol-9 will kill any bacteria on your sex toys and, if rinsed off properly after washing, it will not make you more susceptible to getting sexually transmitted infections.

* "I have ultrasensitive skin, so I can't use antibacterial soaps or toy cleaners-what should I do to clean my toys?" It would be best for you to only use silicone-based toys (they're hypoallergenic); if it does not use batteries, it can be boiled in hot water for cleaning and sterilizing, so no soap is necessary.

* "I only have one sex partner, my husband. Why would we need to use condoms with our sex toys?" Rubber, latex, jelly, and realistic materials are porous and harder to clean thoroughly, so using a condom will extend the life of the product. Plus, a condom will keep you both safe from bacteria if the toy is shared between you or switches orifices. An added bonus is if you use a lubricated condom, no additional lube is necessary!

Small Print

Quality sex toys handpicked from around the globe. Put excitement into your sex life, from the largest dildo to the smallest vibrator. Find it at our sex toy store.
When you buy sex toys from SPIKED we want it to be a rewarding experience so here are ten good reasons why you should buy from us.

1. Sex toy testers! We are constantly evaluating and re-evaluating our sex toys. If a new product hits the market we test it, if it doesn’t put a smile on our sex toy testers face then we don’t stock it - simple.

2. All orders placed before 1pm are guaranteed to be despatched the same day by Recorded Delivery. Any item you purchase including sex toys are sent by Recorded Delivery track and trace as standard and at no extra cost to protect your privacy and ensure delivery, should you not wish to take your purchase with you

3. Free sex toys. We value your business and we would like you to visit us again so as a gesture of goodwill we supply a number of free high quality sex toys on purchases of over $50.00.

4. It’s your choice. We want happy customers - it’s our business to make you smile. We are committed to customer satisfaction and realise that sometimes things go wrong so if you have a problem we are happy to help

5. Friendly support staff. We love to hear from our customers so if there is any thing that you are unsure about we will do our best to help.

6. No quibble replacement for faulty sex toys. Faulty items are rare so we ask you to contact us detailing the problem as most issues are resolved without returning the item If we can’t get your sex toy working we will issue you with a returns reference to send the item back for replacement

7. We supply free heavy-duty batteries with every motorised sex toy purchased. We realise that buying a sex toy might be a last minute purchase or a surprise gift for a hot date and that you won’t want to hunt around at the local convenience store or gas station for batteries if you have just come home from work.

8. Very discreet. Payment for your sex toys will be shown on your bank statement as Bam Bam Marketing Ltd. There is no mention of SPIKED or anything relating to the type of transaction

9. Sex toys and other goods are shipped in plain unmarked strong padded bags reinforced with sealing tape were necessary. Larger or heaver sex toys are put into strong mail boxes and again reinforced with sealing tape. We use a plain waterproof white label with no mention of SPIKED on any part of the package. The labelling on your package is waterproof so there is absolutely no reason for anybody to open your package to find the delivery address. Your discretion is absolute.

10. At SPIKED we would rather show you our full range of adult toys and accessories with a little note that says when we are out of stock. This way, if you have seen a product that you like you can call back again in a few days when the product has been replenished. You will never have to wait long as we have weekly deliveries. Some of our competitor’s say they keep 100% stock 100% of the time, but this is simply untrue. The items that they have sold out are simply removed from their shelves until they are back in stock.