I like that people are posting after the contest is over. It's fun. I hope it keeps on going. The same offer still stands. Make me laugh out loud, and I'll send you money.

when he posts on the street, all the other posts move to new forums.

That one above had me laughing out loud.

Keep this thread going guys! It's hilarious.

When I have time, i'll try think of some.

Ditto. Sterling, had you posted when the contest was active, you just might have won!

Thanks, even a blind hog finds an acorn sometimes. Just trying to mingle and get some face time.

People pay him to wear the suits they make.

His leader asks him what the family should do next.

He once sold a full load of cocaine at 25 times profit.

He once intentionally missed on TylerDurden, just so he could WB Tyler for funsies.

MarlaSinger has a photo of him by her bed.

One time he bought every crackdown on the game, used them to get timers for the nex 12 years, and caused a prison guard strike due to lack of prisoners.

He once bought a casino just to make hisself go bankrupt