I've heard a whisper from a reliable source that the Plumbers were behind last night's shot at Roman...

Someone sympathetic to The Plumbers cause and appreciative of their methods decided to act. I have been told that he wasn't a fully committed member of The Plumbers, rather an associate. However, he had their full backing and as a result I have been reliably informed that his son will be made very rich...

A complete failure has the support of Richard Kuklinski.

What a surprise.

~C~

I am no direct relation to any Kuklinski - I am, however, a new recruit to The Plumbers.  As such, my duties are to public service - letting YOU, the people, know that WE, The Plumbers, have YOUR back.
 
And Roman; you ain't seen nothin' yet! 
 
Roman - the pizza is burnt; a French bread pizza is better than a stale, old, burnt pizza

I'm sure Roman is quaking in his boots at the thought of some no mark, useless, bunch of inept falures coming after him. You know, the same ones always saying they aren't going after him, purely because they know they can't.

I've an idea.. Can you try me next? I feel all left out.

But then you come to the streets as a Charlatan so this could easily be total bollocks!!!!!!

So The Plumbers have our backs hey?, to be honest i'd rather take care of my own. As amusing as some of this may be it seem The Plumbers have a rather clueless leader with truely no idea on how to achieve their ambitions.

I'll tell you what here's some free advice seeing as im in a good mood, if YOU want Roman dead that much then i suggest you spend the next year training a 2000+ kill gun to go do it yourself because seriously a capo with double figures just wont cut it, i would also suggest you spend the next year at school and try and get that limited IQ up.

As Chuckle said and he says it best another complete FAILURE from the Kuklinski camp, i look forward to listening to yet another hair brained scheme.

Worley, you're not anywhere near important enough to target. Without Roman, Prem would shoot you in a second. And we both know that. And, believe it or not, I know your family - my dad served under you.

So, what your saying is the plumbers don't even have the ability to kill someone as unimportant as me? Shame.

Worley - I'm on very good terms with your old pal Dash. You won't want a repeat of that, so be a good lad and keep quiet, yeah?

Yawn.

Dash was a friend of mine and betrayed that trust. I don't feel ashamed for that, his bloodline should, not mine.

Anyone that knows me, will know that I wear my heart on my sleeve and see the best in everyone and look to help where I can. The fact that was abused simply means I need to be more vigilant with whom I share my trust, but that will not deter me from being who I am.

And smarmy pathetic threats from no marks like The Plumbers will never change how I or anyone acts.

As I said, feel free to target me personally. A bit of variety would do the world good. I'm bored of hearing the constant threats against people you have no chance of over throwing. Aim smaller, maybe then you'll actually achieve something?

Worley, funnily enough we had as a target the metaphorically and literally smallest mafiosa this side of a tiny, post-industrial English town.  Perhaps because of his size, the shooter missed, and the tiny little scamp scuttled away and is on roller skates somewhere.  So be it; we wish him well.
 
Your friend Dash humiliated you because you think too highly of yourself.  You think you're something, but you're not.  Dash, like Brutus, has children whose aims are the same as ours.  We are here to stay. 
 
The Roman pizza is burnt - it's stale.
 
TIME FOR NEW PIZZA; TIME FOR CHANGE!  CALL THE PLUMBERS

You know what else is stale? You.

Stop claiming responsibility for very minor (or in this case non-existent) events after the fact.

Your supposed "achievements", if you can even call them that, can be counted on one hand. With fingers left over.

Do us all a favour and pipe down until you actually do something.

Nice one.

~C~

So if you guys are not going to be taking action against Roman why would you take a shot at him? You are a fool if you think anyone will believe you after you have obviously contradicted yourself.

If I may interject at this point just to simply clarify a few things that’d be wonderful, I can without doubt categorically state that at no point has my bloodline had any affiliation whatsoever with ‘The Plumbers’ or any other underground group that currently exists, nor any of the individuals who claim to be affiliated with such groups. 

Regarding the individual named ‘Charlatan’ to my knowledge the only contact I’ve ever had is a single mail to request that my name and my actions of yore are not used to further someone else’s cause and exacerbate the current state of affairs, I’m not interested in being used as propaganda nor as a poster child for what is essentially the highest calibre of asshats to come together since…well, ever. It’s embarrassing.

As a side note I’d like to add, I didn’t humiliate AlabamaWorley, I humiliated myself with my actions and nothing more, it’s well documented and doesn’t require any further explanation, it’s old news and doesn’t deserve to be retraced, nobody cares.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve got another date with the obituaries having removed my magical veil of anonymity to refute the claims made above. You see kids, it’s not big and it’s not clever.

Chuckle please list the inaccuracies you've found in the thread.

Chuckle and Zola tried shoving a pipe up my ass during the last HQ Olympics we held.

Perhaps I should call The Plumbers for assistance?

I'd better act quickly though, since they do have a history having having civil wars within their organization, where no shots are fired and nobody dies.

We didn't claim The Plumbers took the shot, we claimed an associate did.  Check the facts for without them you don't know.
 
Hoot - humiliation is subjective.  Your dad was brave.  In fact, was it your dad?  Or are you a No Name C trying to cash in on another's brave and bold move?
 
Chuckle - it's not our fault Pickles has the better paper.
 
Worley - you're a fool.

Where did I say anything about accuracy?

I said you're stale, which you most certainly are.

I said you've claimed responsibility for very minor events after they occur and I suppose I could cite this entire discussion as proof of that.

I said that your "achievements", if you can call them that, are so miniscule that they barely even merit bragging about.

I also said that you should shut your annoying mouth until you actually do something worth talking about, which you unfortunately seem incapable of doing.

~C~

Chucke - We killed two ranking members, one Capo's BGs.  We were mainly responsible for Detroit being wiped off the map.  We have attracted more members than anyone anticipated.  We have inspired a new way of doing things. We are, in short, revolutionaries.  And the revolution is coming.
 
Roman has to go; Prem has to stay.  We switched alliegance and did it in public. 
 
Civil wars?!  What are you talking about?