Life is a cigarette. You can take the Nikky for what it is, you can speed up your drags or slow them down, you can cling on till the butt burns your fingers and leaves those little yellow stains.
Point is, we all burn up some way.

Are those little yellow stains Mr Pickles?

~C~

It doesn't taste like pickles, y'know, but I'll have to look into it :/

Pickles walks by not really paying attention as he always thought life was a highway . . . until he hears his name . . .

Wait, What?  I . . . I don't even know what to say!

Pickles stands there looking really confused.

I find that eating cheesy poofs rather than smoking cigarettes leaves terrible yellowing stains on my fingers.

However unlike pickles EvilClown- leans over to the dumbfounded Mr_Pickles and licks his face. cheesy poofs do have rather an appealing taste and aromour.

But I wouldn't advise trying to smoke them. Much like the fabled dried banana skin, it can do terrible things to your mind.

This is not good, not good at all,

I thought we all agreed that life is a pizza.

Pickles starts screaming!!!

Help!  I've been licked by a clown!  Someone get me some bactine!  Get me some iodine!  Someone call Benson and Stabler!  Meunch or Tutuolla!  I need an adult!  I need an adult!  Help!

Mr Pickles, I do believe the only cure is to have the cheesy poofy clown saliva licked off of your face by a liopleurodon. I could be factually mistaken however.

Pickles, still shaken from his ordeal pulls out his 47 Enterprises™ Pocket Medical Guide© . . .

I think the proper prescription is a sharktopus tonsil ground up in coffee.

Steals Mr Pickles pocket medicine book and runs laughing into the night

Quick! Somebody get that over-grown leprachan! He is after our lucky charms and medicine pocket books!

Irish picks up his over grown leprachaun.

I'll get all of your lucky charms and medicine books. hahahahahaaaaaaa

Who's letting these leprechauns run free?  Aren't there leash laws?  Doesn't he belng at the end of a rainbow guarding a pot of gold?

Pickles rocks back and forth muttering "I'm unclean, I'm unclean."

Pickles looks around from his stupor, surprised and shocked about the recent turn of events . . .

I'm pretty sure this has very little to do with me being licked,but I appreciate people standing up for my honour.